Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

Captain Comply

Wellness over intoxication
You will enjoy good health.

A healthy body is better than a big wallet.

Believe in yourself believe in wellness
 
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Shibby Dank

Well-Known Member
For Your Health.

You see in me, what you want to see in you.

You see in Herbie, what you want to see in you.

Just Breathe

Herbie have Mercy

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Herbie: The Love Bug

Let her be

Let her be in you

There be but one Herbie


Early morning, got that Herbie blowing, vapor in any mode, and.... Feeling like there's maybe more than just 24, 7 if only dragon balls, now I'm wishing that I had it all, but being broke has me writing rhymes to try and win what I can't afford.
 
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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Serious entry ==> Caters to Dream Realization

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Humor time! (This line isn't an entry, but the rest are!).... LoL

Hey, I'm not a clam!

Close that!

No peeking!

Do you feel a draft in here?

Hey, I didn't grab your whip!

Let go of that!

Unplug me and I'll...

I’m tired! Turn me back off please!

What? You like the TV more than me?

Clam Up!

You thought you’d find a pearl in here?

Wake up! Now go back to sleep!

It’s just not time yet…

I bring you Happy Daze!

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Judges Perogative: To count the entries above as entries, or use to brighten the task of judging...
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lovinlivinlife

I'm Sexy... I'm a Scholar... People Like Me...
You will acquire the degree° you desire

He who vapes like boss, keeps head high


I see a circled h tattoo in your future

You now know what it's like to be boss

I think we are going to be good friends

There's a temperature for that

So this is what it's like to be boss

Today's forecast... cloudy, 290°-445°

Enjoy the Realization of Herbalization

How hot are you feeling today?

You now precisely control your climate


Thanks again for the contest. Good Luck Everyone! (Especially me! :cool:)
 

Shibby Dank

Well-Known Member
Not every star deserves the sky

My Herbie brings all the joys to the lungs

Volcanos become inactive, Herbie don't.
 
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lwien

Well-Known Member
Take me to the pilot..

Where we're going, we don't need roads

We don't need no stinkin' one trick pony
 

CG420

Over the horizon u can see the edges of the Earth
Stand by your highest expectations.

The future depends on you now, boss.

Got some time? I'll blow your mind away.

Can you see the future is all yours now?

Advanced Technology dedicated to herbs.

Creating clouds to power your health.

You have arrived to your vapor paradise.

Only going to be you and I from now on.

Every degree has a sensational feeling.
 
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DirtyBongWater

Active Member
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Confucius say ... He who Herbalize,,every day..wake up with ,,Smiling faces : )
 

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Herbie say:
You will feel the intense radiant aura throughout your body. Giving you clouds of well being as you surrender and your anxiety will lift away.
 
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