Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

[sundrk]

the more we learn the less we know

 

[king krish]

You are going to be vaped to another dimension

 

[Reflections]

Don’t think of cost.Think of value.

Every choice you make has an end result

 

[CarolKing]

Jupiter will align with Mars and peace will be forever ours.
Here on Earth or wherever we were birthed.

 

[Been Vapin]

Welcome to the Precision Division

 

[fluffhead]

Uplifting. Balanced. Intense. The future is yours to decide.

Uplifting. Balanced. Intense. The future is yours.

Let my inspiration flow...

 

[Dangus]

Enlightenment, without the flame

 

[CarolKing]

Confucius say: The Herbalizer makes you wiser.

 

[Been Vapin]

Open your eyes and Herbalize
Open yours eyes and vaporize
Realize, Herbalize
The hits just keep coming
Vape Ape
Vape Like an Ape
The Vapor Maker
Space Age
Space Jam
Good enough for NASA; good enough for me
Levels above the competition
Clean your green
Precise Device
The Precision Division
Dial it in
Dialing it in
The Precise Device

 

[Dangus]

This entry is less than 40 characters

 

[Been Vapin]

Choose your level
The vapor just keeps coming
Terpenes at 290°F
Jetstream Takeoff
3 Levels; much vapor
The Ultimate Vaporization Tool

 

[Reflections]

The object of your desire comes closer

Relief will be granted if you request it

 

[Blueberryyumyum]

Herbalizer a true mesmerizer, a real soul survivor.

 

[vaype]

These are not the combustions you are looking for

Safe and easy vaporizing, it isn't rocket science.

 

[CG420]

Herbalize the way you believe in plants.

Token of life served at precise degrees.

Happiness in seed is shared in flowers.

Flowers and friends, come one and all.

Change never looked or felt this great.

 

[fiarrhea]

Most wise.

 

[grokit]

The clam before the vaporstorm

If you can smell it, Herbie dealt it

When the clam speaks, listen!

 

[lwien]

FEED ME !!!

T-minus 3, 2, 1..........

All that groks is God.

 

[SixthFall]

herbucius says: fuck combustion, go vape

......(or just go vape if y'all want the PG version )

 

[DDave]

Prepare for elevation!

You are about to be lifted!

Much gained from so little.

Much is gained from so little.

Fasten your seatbelts!

Your product processed perfectly.

Rome fell. Alas, they didn’t have Herbie

The ancient herb, made brilliant..

Great technology is yours.

The future is yours. Dare to dream.

Cornerstone of your vaping experience..

Let’s enjoy this moment together..

Herbie, dreams are for sharing.

Herbie, do you need a reason?

Lose yourself in the moment.

Herbalization, Elevation of all mankind…

The happy man vapes here.

Happy is he born into the age of Herbie.

Ladies prefer Herbie.
Your care. It’s Herbie’s great pleasure.

A new breeze is blowing, refreshed..

 

[Wizsteve]

Confucius say:Suck don't blow

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

Life is a dream, Herbalize it!
How will Herbie inspire you?

 

[Shibby Dank]

Breathe in Life

or a blank fortune.

 

[Shibby Dank]

Perfection is not a universal concept. What might be zenith to some, could just be your nadir.

 

[Reflections]

Herbie is the Breakfast of Champions

Herbie will deliver more than expected

Today is your lucky day! Herbie is here