Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
Fortune cookies have nothing on Herbie

Herbie will take you there.

Let Herbie take you there.

Herbalizer puts the wind at your back

Go with Herbie and go in peace.

Who goes with Herbie goes in peace

Herbalize, aromatize, Vaporize, tranquilize

When you go with Herbie, you go in peace.

Experience new herbal realities with Herbie

It's time for an Herbalizer Tranquilizer

Combust no more! Vapor is the new black.

Vapor is the new black

Time is not a factor, go in peace

Time knows no bounds, the future is now

Let your vapor fill the void
 
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CG420

Over the horizon u can see the edges of the Earth
Embrace the flower power within!

Better watch out for wildfires today.

Conserve! A little goes a long way.

Let yourself go as the vapor flows.

Don't forget to lock and load.

Patience is no longer a virtue here.

Vape everyday like it's your last.

It's worth it if you truly deserve it.

Happiness is what your heart desires.

Think green if you know what I mean.

By the powers invested in me, Herbalize!

Enjoy every second with your best buds!
 

vakedcow

Gentle cow vaper and halloween kiddo
reply cloudy, vape again.

standby for action

ready for "ignition"

Grandma would approve

Evolution to "Homo Vaporensis" in progress.

Vape and prosper.

in Vapo veritas

Veni, vidi, vape

Forecast: nice and cloudy.
 

DieHard

Accessory supplier
Accessory Maker
Cloudy with a chance of Vaportherapy.

Come with me if you want to live...

Brighten your day, the Herbalizer way.

Vaportherapy, the path to enlightenment.


A couple more for you. Thanks again,
 

CG420

Over the horizon u can see the edges of the Earth
Let's get together and feel alright.

I'm everything you'd hope for and more.

There's no turning back from this point.

Once you whip me out, I'll take over.

The smell of victory is pleasant, eh?

Let's review what you have done lately.

It's never too late to be high class.

Vaporizing this way keeps doctors away.

Don't underestimate my shape and size.

Always remember that you are the boss.
 
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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Thanks for the contest!
Deleted post due to missing the criteria... another posting to follow!
 
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