Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

[Patrick Hughes]

Things are looking up!

 

[u bwade wunner]

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

Lead the way and others will follow.

Above all,to oneself,be true

Winning isn't everything but wanting to is.

Every choice has an end result.

 

[rekrab]

One can prosper in the cloud of high technology
or
Prepare to become engulfed in cloud.

sweet contest herbie looks purdy

 

[Enchantre]

Health & Happiness to Follow

Inner Calm Awaits

I am not a cookie

When you stop looking for happiness, there it is

Be the clam

 

[paytonpenn]

If the Herbalizer was a fortune cookie, what would it say?

Quit reading this and eat that cookie.

 

[Mister Jumpi]

The future is here, and it's incredible.

 

[Reflections]

“Peace comes from within" Herbie

 

[Dangus]

You will take a trip across the clouds

 

[CG420]

May the vapor be with you.


Vapor is near, Herbalize wisely!


The best vapor in life are the tastiest.


It's okay to blow off some steam today.


Fuck combustion on a daily basis!


Excuse me? Tasting should be your job!

 

[RUDE BOY]

Vape with Light, Vape with Love.



Your future is bright with herbalizer.

 

[mrboote]

Exotic inhalations in your near future

Always respect the whip

Patience is a virtue you don't need

Soon, herbie shall delight you.

The best things come in clamshells

NASA scientists don't do silly quips

 

[Trifectic]

Infinite possibilities await your vaporization experience

 

[sasNW]

pure bliss is just 15 seconds away

Your pain shall be herbalized away

Experienced herb? Not like the herbie

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

What does Herbie lack? EveryDayAmnesiac!

 

[macbill]

A chance encounter with an Herbalizer will change your life.

You will meet a clam-shaped Life-Changer.

You will become intimate with a Clam.

Keep Clam to Keep Calm.

Don't slam it; Clam it!

Claim your Clam!

Get ready for a Clam Bake!

Slam the Clam!

Vape into Tomorrow

 

[Mister G]

Conquer your herbs lest they conquer you

Free your mind & the herbs will follow

When all else fails...Herbalize

Supercaliherbaliciousexpialadocious!

Are you ready...for new Herb-rizons?

Drop in the oil and bring out de-funk.

Many secrets await…beneath the lid

Herbaliciousness matters...

Lift it up to become uplifted...

For success today, look first 2 yourself

Whenever possible, keep it simple...

Herbalize til all the leaves are brown

Fear & doubt are the mind's disease


40 characters is tough!

 

[Dangus]

May your Herbie always be full

 

[Shiggity]

Shaped like a droplet of perfect vapor!


The most well rounded Vaporizer!


The only combustion is your heart!

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Vape like boss make boss out of vape!

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

Herbie is Magic

 

[063_XOBX]

Confucius say don't just vaporize, Herbalize

 

[Dangus]

The clouds of change approach.

 

[smokum]

We Have Lift-Off !

He Who Waits... Hesitates !

This Herbalizer Waits For No Man !

Herbalizer Time Is No Crime !

Satisfaction Sought Has Now Been Found !

Pure Bliss Is Just Around The Corner !

Enlightenment Is About To Be Known !

 

[nopartofme]

Herbalize, for an herbalife!

Be well; be whole.

Got herbs?

This is gonna be good!

 

[Meghan]

Happiness is coming.

Vapor is coming.

Every great day begins with a single toke.