Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

Dr. Plutonious

Dr. Plutonious

Well-Known Member
A Journey through the vapour starts now.

An Aromatic-Odyssey awaits you.

Enter our Haze.

Your space-Age vapor experience awaits.

Your Vaporizer for the Extraterrestrial.

Time has come to vape. Like a boss.

Let the Stars aroma flow.

Enjoy the clouds of the void.

One day's vapour is another's health.


(Picture anyone these with a vapour-mist background produced by the Herbie behind it. Like a head on picture of an open herbie blowing vaour into the air, with a paper fortune floating over top of it.)
 
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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
The moment will come when you must vaporize from the pearl of wisdom. That moment is now.

Thank you very much for the contest!! :nod:

**I know I am over characters and that disqualifies me.

The moment to vaporize from the pearl of wisdom has arrived.

**That one is too long too. :lol:

Vaporize from the pearl of wisdom.

That one qualifies, but I like it the least! :shrug:
 
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FlyingLow

FlyingLow

Team NO SLEEP!
You will be hungry in half an hour.

If you are still Hungry,
have another fortune cookie.

For Oral Use Only.

Look around, Happiness is trying to find you.

The best has yet to come...

Imagination rules the world.

May the answers you seek
be found with ease.

You love Chinese food.
 
Yoosh

Yoosh

Well-Known Member
"Fully loaded doesn't even begin to cover it" (anyone remember that lindsay lohan film? haha)


"A weak man resists life. A wise man breathes it in."


"Heaven Educates Reality By Internal Exploration" (herbie acronym)


"Herbie or not to Herbie, it's a pretty easy question."
 
Richy

Richy

Frequently up in space with Bowie
OK...here goes nothing!

Your worries will evaporate shortly.

Let your cares evaporate away.

Let your worries evaporate away.

Happiness is just around the corner.

Happiness is just a breath away.

Relaxation is just around the corner.

Relaxation is just a breath away.

Life's worries may seem less immediate.

Calm down and take a breath.

Clam down and take a breath.

Keep calm and breathe.

Keep clam and breathe.

Keep calm and take a breath.

Keep clam and take a breath.

Thanks for the great competition.

Edit: Some more obvious variations of the others.

Calm down and take a deep breath.

Clam down and take a deep breath.

Keep calm and breathe deeply.

Keep clam and breathe deeply.

Keep calm and take a deep breath.

Keep clam and take a deep breath.
 
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lazylathe

lazylathe

Almost there...
Turn on, Tune out!

Perfection is just a button push away...

Prepare for lift off!

This is no one trick pony!

Next stop... Wherever you like!

Temperature control is a science!

Herbalizer for life

Herbalize to metabolize!!

Awesome contesct @vtac !!!!
Thanks!
 
Herbal Ant

Herbal Ant

Well-Known Member
You will want to Ride Again!

Gives the term Fully Loaded new meaning!

Careful, I'm sensitive.

Please take care of Herbie.

Whatever your problems, we shall solve.

Placed first in the Vape-anapolis 500.

This vape is Alive!

Thanks for the great contest! :tup:
 
macbill

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
Staff member
To manage pain, Clam Up!

It's not easy being Clam-ish.

To Clam or Not to Clam ; "?"

Sing Me a Clam Song
 
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Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
'Legalized and Herbalized' (med & rec state models only)

Legalize and Herbalize

Legalize it - Herbalize it

Once you were lost, now you are found

Your temperature is normal

Get ready for lift-off

And we have lift-off

Ground control to Vapor Lung
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Crumpet

Crumpet

Well-Known Member
Oooh I like those liftoff ones!

"Countdown to launch..."
"Countdown to liftoff..."
"Prepare for orbit..."
 
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