Fuck you !!!
- Thread starter lwien
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lwien
Well-Known Member
Fuck lwien for always begging for a goodfrom mom..........we already double teamed you wasn't that enough for ya
That was THEN. This is NOW !!!
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Oh baby.....That was THEN. This is NOW !!!
Havelock Vetenari
Patrician
Fuck my favourite delivery restaurant for being fucking late...
I'm fucking hungry and need feeding bloody well fucking pronto!!!
I'm fucking hungry and need feeding bloody well fucking pronto!!!
Havelock Vetenari
Patrician
Maybe you fucking well should,i've always wondered what these weird eightlegged horses taste like...
And no,fuck you i don't want anymore fong shooey advice,the mail-order martial arts lessons didn't work out at all and your claim about that Soggy Mountain Dew being 150% proof...well as Nobby put it : "It ain't got no proof—just circumstantial evidence."
Rick
Zapman
OMG, here I pop in to check lwiens thread and I see all these fucking pics of jars and bags of budz.
Fuck you all! You lucky turds!
I will tell you.......we get the "fuck yous" every time we go anywhere and see those cars with the hidden lights that flash like Zombie breath when they turn them on. When I was a kid, those guys were our friends. Now days it is really hard to tell the Robots from the humans. They all have so much garbage and protective coating on their bodies. Not to mention a gun and radio for every hand. Hell they even have BLACK gloves.
Fuck Homeland Security. They are doing all the police equipment and training these days.
Fuck you GWB!
Fuck you all! You lucky turds!
I will tell you.......we get the "fuck yous" every time we go anywhere and see those cars with the hidden lights that flash like Zombie breath when they turn them on. When I was a kid, those guys were our friends. Now days it is really hard to tell the Robots from the humans. They all have so much garbage and protective coating on their bodies. Not to mention a gun and radio for every hand. Hell they even have BLACK gloves.
Fuck Homeland Security. They are doing all the police equipment and training these days.
Fuck you GWB!
Rick
Zapman
Holy sheet! 60 fuckin pages on this thread started by lwien no less! Just goes to show us all how much we love FUCK.......or is it fucking we love?
I'd just bet that makes you feel good, you trouble making old man!
And BTW, I am a CONVICTED FELON on FELONY PROBATION you dumb fuck!
Get it right! I thought you were anal about your words. Fuck You.
Damn I hate saying that to you after all we have been through on this forum.
Good to see you are still stirring the shit!
As I have been going through this escapade, I kept thinking......"well they cannot take away my fucking or my loving my dogs or my cuddling my love or my shitting in my own crapper, etc" once I realized they did not want to put me in the clinker. I can just hear them."what???put that old mouthy bastard in jail so he can cause a riot. No fucking way"
BTW lwien, I had an "event" last December. For those of you not familiar with old men and their prostate problems, that is a trip to the emergency room to get catheterized because you lock up. Oh what a relief it was! "Quit the fucking questions nurse and slide that goddamn tube up my penis NOW!" I found out they jam it in. Only hurts for a few seconds though, then oooooohhhh how sweeet it is!
I'd just bet that makes you feel good, you trouble making old man!
And BTW, I am a CONVICTED FELON on FELONY PROBATION you dumb fuck!
Get it right! I thought you were anal about your words. Fuck You.
Damn I hate saying that to you after all we have been through on this forum.
Good to see you are still stirring the shit!
As I have been going through this escapade, I kept thinking......"well they cannot take away my fucking or my loving my dogs or my cuddling my love or my shitting in my own crapper, etc" once I realized they did not want to put me in the clinker. I can just hear them."what???put that old mouthy bastard in jail so he can cause a riot. No fucking way"
BTW lwien, I had an "event" last December. For those of you not familiar with old men and their prostate problems, that is a trip to the emergency room to get catheterized because you lock up. Oh what a relief it was! "Quit the fucking questions nurse and slide that goddamn tube up my penis NOW!" I found out they jam it in. Only hurts for a few seconds though, then oooooohhhh how sweeet it is!
lwien
Well-Known Member
Rick
Zapman
I know you do. That's why I told the story. I even thought about you as the not so skilled nurse did the cramming and ramming. "Gee, if only lwien with the smooth touch was here to take over!" I was clinched tight. She was pushing hard and sweating a bit. Fine after that one time though and am doing good now. I can do 5-6 hours at night before I have to get up. I'm on some meds for it and they work pretty good.
It's your fucking fault for me getting off topic. Fuck you!
It's your fucking fault for me getting off topic. Fuck you!
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
Hey, insomnia. FUCK YOU! You fucking shit-eating bastard.
That is all.
That is all.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
I want to make Vietnamese Beef Pho.
I have been waiting a long time to make Vietnamese Beef Pho.
When I go to the muthafucking cupboard to get the ingredients I have specifically muthafucking purchased to make muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho............
I find this fucking bullshit!
WTF is Beef style liquid stock? What muthafucker vegetables wearing leather or suede & call that beef style?
A big fucking Viking helmet with some muthafucking horns sticking out make it beef style?
Do cows moonwalk now? or spin on their muthafucking head like them ninja turtle mofos?
and peeps go - 'wow that muthafucking cows got some dank style bro! Better turn his ass into stock quicksticks'
No they fucking do not!
If I wanted some pseudo cow juice I would have bought some fucking pretend cow juice.
But I want the real fucking cow!
and I dont wanna have to read the fucking fine print to know whether I am actually getting beef stock for my muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho.
If your soft & floppy, warm & fuzzy earth friendly product is so fucking great, tasty & fucking wonderful?
Why do you feel the need to trick consumers into buying your shit fucking product?
I have waited weeks for my homemade muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho and you cocksuckers are not going to ruin it with your Vegan fucking hippy shit.
A big FUCK YOU Massel!
Thanks for having your shit product sit in my pantry for the next millenia.
Thanks for wasting my $3.50 or so I could have spent on real muthafucking cow juice for my muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho.
You are a pack of deceptive fuckers & I sincerely hope you all catch a particularly nasty social disease.
I am sure you wankers are French too.
FUCK YOU MASSEL.
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I have been waiting a long time to make Vietnamese Beef Pho.
When I go to the muthafucking cupboard to get the ingredients I have specifically muthafucking purchased to make muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho............
I find this fucking bullshit!
WTF is Beef style liquid stock? What muthafucker vegetables wearing leather or suede & call that beef style?
A big fucking Viking helmet with some muthafucking horns sticking out make it beef style?
Do cows moonwalk now? or spin on their muthafucking head like them ninja turtle mofos?
and peeps go - 'wow that muthafucking cows got some dank style bro! Better turn his ass into stock quicksticks'
No they fucking do not!
If I wanted some pseudo cow juice I would have bought some fucking pretend cow juice.
But I want the real fucking cow!
and I dont wanna have to read the fucking fine print to know whether I am actually getting beef stock for my muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho.
If your soft & floppy, warm & fuzzy earth friendly product is so fucking great, tasty & fucking wonderful?
Why do you feel the need to trick consumers into buying your shit fucking product?
I have waited weeks for my homemade muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho and you cocksuckers are not going to ruin it with your Vegan fucking hippy shit.
A big FUCK YOU Massel!
Thanks for having your shit product sit in my pantry for the next millenia.
Thanks for wasting my $3.50 or so I could have spent on real muthafucking cow juice for my muthafucking Vietnamese Beef Pho.
You are a pack of deceptive fuckers & I sincerely hope you all catch a particularly nasty social disease.
I am sure you wankers are French too.
FUCK YOU MASSEL.
SUBMITTED- via their customer feedback
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nopartofme
Over the falls, in a barrel
Fuck you, pho, for not existing in a bowl in front of me right now.
Fucking pho...
Fucking pho...
grokit
well-worn member
I used to make demi glaze steak sauce in a restaurant, it takes a long time to roast the cow bones and then boil the juice out of those suckers. Then one day I was pan-frying a steak with some onions in the pan, and I deglazed with red wine and finished it with butter and some a-1 sauce. Tasted like demi glaze, I checked and was blown away that a-1 is 100% vegetarian. I still make that sauce on occasion.
Oh yeah (to no one in particular):
Fuck You!
Oh yeah (to no one in particular):
Fuck You!
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Fuck! Cialis gives me flu-like symptoms and only gets me half-mast anyway, so fuck that! Fuck it!
Fuck fucking!!!FUCK!
Damn bro, you shoulda popped over to the dear Dorkus thread for some quality advice.
I can sort you bro, no probs.
Here have one on the house.
I can really relate dude. I had an unfortunate incident a few years back where I walked in on my wifes whale of a sister getting changed. Shes is a scary 190lb 4ft nothing she-beast complete with scabs and meth mouth to boot.
Every now & again when I am pleasuring mrs dorkus, this most foul & tainted image may pop into my head rendering my recently mighty member somewhat flaccid. After some gymnastics something akin to playing pool with a piece of rope, my once mighty member required a splint made from some ice cream sticks & some gaffer tape.
Well unbelievably, said procedure added substantialy to the girth & a little length of 'little thor'.
Mrs dorkus is well satisfied once again & now I can pretty well now use my knob to hammer in nails & bludgeon the local youf (aka youth) into submission.
Mind you tho, if you go smacking teenagers in the face with your knob, it just might end with some pointed questions from the constabulary. The odd parent might have issue as well. but if they did their job in the 1st place it wouldnt be necessary for me to knock their kids teeth out & blacken both their eyes with my now near bullet proof cock.
Fuck me, (I mean you) I cant be everywhere sorting out everyones fucking crap.
Take some responsibility for your fucking brats & start smacking them around with your own dick for chrissakes.
Anyhoo, the advice was free. But the invoice for the housecall to another thread runs to 2 grams of shatter.
Pls pay on the way out.
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DearDamn bro, you shoulda popped over to the dear Dorkus thread for some quality advice.
I can sort you bro, no probs.
Here have one on the house.
I can really relate dude. I had an unfortunate incident a few years back where I walked in on my wifes whale of a sister getting changed. Shes is a scary 190lb 4ft nothing she-beast complete with scabs and meth mouth to boot.
Every now & again when I am pleasuring mrs dorkus, this most foul & tainted image may pop into my head rendering my recently mighty member somewhat flaccid. After some gymnastics something akin to playing pool with a piece of rope, my once mighty member required a splint made from some ice cream sticks & some gaffer tape.
Well unbelievably, said procedure added substantialy to the girth & a little length of 'little thor'.
Mrs dorkus is well satisfied once again & now I can pretty well now use my knob to hammer in nails & bludgeon the local youf (aka youth) into submission.
Mind you tho, if you go smacking teenagers in the face with your knob, it just might end with some pointed questions from the constabulary. The odd parent might have issue as well. but if they did their job in the 1st place it wouldnt be necessary for me to knock their kids teeth out & blacken both their eyes with my now near bullet proof cock.
Fuck me, (I mean you) I cant be everywhere sorting out everyones fucking crap.
Take some responsibility for your fucking brats & start smacking them around with your own dick for chrissakes.
Anyhoo, the advice was free. But the invoice for the housecall to another thread runs to 2 grams of shatter.
Pls pay on the way out.
Bless you Dorkus_ You've saved my manhood! I feel like we're family.
Kisses to sis!
Snappo
Cialis has nothing on Dorkus_Molorkus, sex therapist extraordinaire!Glad to see that you're feeling better Snappo!
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