Fuck you !!!

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
Here's Katy's portrait "Cupcake Katie", sweet as a sugarplum. Fuck me for wanting to fuck her.

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Oh come on. Who wouldn't want to fuck her? We aren't talking about having a conversation or enjoying her music, after all...

And if anyone thinks that is sexist, you can guess my response.
 

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
She had a much better bod before Rodriguez ruined it. :( She looks like a weight lifter now.

I suppose I should say "Body Builder".
 
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syrupy

Authorized Buyer
syrupy said:
Oh come on. Who wouldn't want to fuck her?

I wouldn't.

Kinda amazing what fake eyelashes and a bit of makeup can do, eh?

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FUCK YOU DUDE! It's the worst form to misquote. I never said that.

Edit : I'm just joking. Sure the misquote was an accident lwien. To clarify, my stance is that I would personally like to bump uglies with Ms. Perry, not that everyone should want to.

And fuck you Katy haters.

Edit: I would do her two times without makeup on. I'd do the beast-thing with all those ladies posted without makeup. It's not like I look like fucking Brad Pitt in the morning.
 
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sasNW

Well-Known Member
Fuck imgur!!!! God damn it can be painful trying to upload pictures here using that site. "Cannot connect to imgur" message all the fucking time!
 

grokit

well-worn member
^ And again and again!

Fuck vindictive businesses that think any criticism is an attack, and that the best defense against any attack is mounting a counter-offensive that does nothing but provide misdirection, which conveniently avoids discussing the issue that brought up the criticism in the first place. And fuck petty tribal politics designed to divide and conquer, it's a poor substitute for customer service which should be about building bridges not burning them. Vindictive businesses may occasionally "win" arguments, but they do not survive competition.
 

syrupy

Authorized Buyer
I won't stink up even this thread with details, but I'll give some slow applause. Good show, seems like the frenemy label suits you well. Enjoy reliving your stale revenge fantasies. To you, good sir, I say,

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horst

horsed
Fuck you internet provider, for 3 weeks of outtage after a thunderstorm instead of the one week outtage like EVERY other neighbour...
And Fuck you mobile phone companies for not counting that in as an excuse of work downtime, because i laugh my ass off the whole week administrating customers with a mobile edge connection...
 

Shrike

Flower Potted, Maxed, & Rio'd.
He extracted that tooth easier than a fucking dentist I went to year's ago, who decided to break a molar in my mouth and then pry the piece's out with a metal probe. :o:mad:

Fucking sadistic prick...hope he is burning in Hell...can't wait to meet up with him when I get there... :cuss::evil:
 

EveryDayAmnesiac

Well-Known Member
Fuck you, you annoying little mosquito bite that gets trapped underneath my gut when I'm sitting down.

As if I didn't feel fat enough already, but now I actually have to lift the fat away before I scratch. I mean, seriously, come the fuck on.

And fuck me, for not having any beer when I feel like watching The Big Lebowski. :doh:
 

Roger D

Vapor Wizard
FUCK retailers who don't know how to pack shit properly, who fucking let you wait weeks after lying to you about their stock, to deliver a fucking dented piece of fucking shit thrown in an inappropriately small box.

Cherry on the cake, theses humanoid pieces of turd don't want to take the dented piece of shit back and tell me I should have refused the package. I wasn't even there when it arrived. I told them to assume their fucking responsibilities. They tell me it's not their responsibility, now it's the postman. No fuck it is not the carrier fault if you don't know your fucking job and pack like a little bitch !! I told them to send me a piece of fuck return label one more time. If theses cocks don't want to pay the return shipping I'm going to return it at my expense and that would be funny to fill the box with used cat litter as a gift.

(it's a kitchen accessories retailer shit shop)

@FlyingLow I got that same experience with ALT, still playing with their dicks more than 10 days after I paid 55 fucking dollars for shipping !!
 
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