I'm not really sure who the "you" would be so I'll just go with a Fuck Off to AI's ruling our lives and Wells Fargo.
I tried to buy my dad a cell phone. The one I gave him to bring him to the 19th century died and I wanted him to continue in the way he was accustomed, but knew he would buy a cricket or something for himself.
No luck. Card bounced. Call your bank. Called the bank and, while on the phone with them, the fraud line called on a different line in the business. I pick up and explain I'm on the other line and the fraud hangs up and the original call gets things right. I try again. (To buy the phone on the web.)
Card bounced. Call your bank. I did and they transferred me to fraud and started asking questions. I answered them. Then started asking questions about my dad (Using credit bureau info, a series of questions can be generated to give a high confidence one who answers them right is the guy.) and I did not want to confirm any of their information to further let them build a profitable query base, so declined.
I went to a local branch to identify myself. All things done correctly and all check marks approved. Go back to my office to buy phone. Card bounced. Call your bank.
Went back to branch and ask for manager to sit in. Go thorough identifying process again and they do a "hard reset" to make sure. Then, as I go to leave, manager insists I wait around for her minion to read all they did for me that day and have me sign. (I think it is because this branch was one caught up in false account opening with the big WF fraud.) Do so while bitching about the wasted time while waiting for marginally-educated fucktard to sound out all the big words. Go back to office to order phone and, no luck; card bounced; call your bank.
Called wife to order phone. She did. One try.
On the weekend, I go to deposit paycheck and get a call your bank flag on the ATM and it spits out my card. Left, went to Chase and opened an account.
Fuck fraud AI's who prevent my from buying my dad a phone. Fuck Wells Fargo for their bureaucratic bullshit.