Fuck you !!!

flotntoke

flotntoke

thoroughly vaped
Doubt it will do much to tip the karma in this thread, but I have a Fuck YEAH! instead of a Fuck You. Hope no one minds!

Had to get a rental car for the week on my dime, so chose the cheapest (economy compact). They gave me a newer Corolla. OK car, but a little tin can compared to what I'm used to.

It revs super high when you punch it, and handles like a little sports car. Good fun!

Best part is it has paddle shifters!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Who the hell rents a car with paddle shifters? Am I just an old asshole or what? I've been slapping those bitches all over for a couple days now, and as I get better at it, it can't be good for this poor car. It just has to last me until the end of the week, but I'm sure I (and at least a few others who drove it previously) are taking much life off the other end.

Whatever..... I'm still saying FUCK YEAH!!! And driving it like a race car when I can.
 
macbill

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
Staff member
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mephisto

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Fuck yeah! @nenmayk !!!! I feel the love. I would like to drop a Speckled Clown Dick Fuck You! to the former Boss! Turns out I will not need the vacation pay you refused to remit when we parted. While I am lighting F-bombs, FUCK YOU to drug screens, night terrors, panic attacks, sleepless nights, Mr. Hyde, and a Super Fuck You to T-BREAKS. FUCK YEAH! I got a fucking job!!!!!!!
Everyone stop by my place, the herb is on me!!!!!!!!

Truth be told, I will be staying on the t-break for the foreseeable future, it was so fucking hard to get this job that I am certain my dear Mary Jane does not mind waiting.
Thanks to all the other Fuck givers 'round here, I needed you guys so bad.
Love and light to all my FC family.

I'm fucking out......
 
Baron23

Baron23

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mephisto said:
Fuck yeah! @nenmayk !!!! I feel the love. I would like to drop a Speckled Clown Dick Fuck You! to the former Boss! Turns out I will not need the vacation pay you refused to remit when we parted. While I am lighting F-bombs, FUCK YOU to drug screens, night terrors, panic attacks, sleepless nights, Mr. Hyde, and a Super Fuck You to T-BREAKS. FUCK YEAH! I got a fucking job!!!!!!!
Everyone stop by my place, the herb is on me!!!!!!!!

Truth be told, I will be staying on the t-break for the foreseeable future, it was so fucking hard to get this job that I am certain my dear Mary Jane does not mind waiting.
Thanks to all the other Fuck givers 'round here, I needed you guys so bad.
Love and light to all my FC family.

I'm fucking out......
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Congrats, man. I have been out of work twice in my lifetime (for a year each) and it was a very anxious time. Good luck....but why stay on the t-break?
 
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mephisto

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I trust no one, and the income far outweighs the ease of which I can return to vaping. You see it has been nearly 60 days. I need to know the environment with the new job before any level of comfort can be had to sip at the tiniest micro dose as to achieve lift off.....
 
hinglemccringleberry

hinglemccringleberry

Well-Known Member
FUCK the USPS, all they do is miss delivery dates and lose packages and take a week to move something 50 miles, that's ALL they do, it's unreal how high their fuckup rate is IME. I have 2 packages coming to me right now, 1 Priority, 1 First class, both services are a total joke, both packages are late per the "expected delivery date", at least one of them they may have lost for good, and of course calling the post office is a joke, it's their policy to not answer phones. Then why have a fucking phone line at all, fucking assholes? I had to create an account on the USPS website just to start a missing items inquiry and I get to the end and an unknown error occurs. Tried to start over and resubmit it, same unknown error. wow. Just wow. Without fail they find something to fuck up. They've temporarily lost a package sent to me several times every single year for the last 10 years. Out of those, 1-2 per year are permanently lost. Yet magically UPS/Fedex never, ever has these problems. UPS will take a baseball bat to your package and drop it off a cliff but they won't lose it. FedEx is the best. USPS I wish would shut down. F*cking worthless dog shit organization, FUCK YOU USPS! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Melting Pot

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
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Soooo since falling on daughters scooter seems my dupuytrens contracture has gotten worse. This is as flat as I can put my hand.
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Close up of palm
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And this is as close as i can force my hand into flipping someone off.
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Fuck me Im only 48
 
Melting Pot

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
nenmayk said:
lukz like a torn tendon.... got 2 flip with the other hand
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They had me set up for surgery about 8 months ago. I was like fuck surgery, just had open heart not even two years ago.
Fuck surgery seems like ill be under the blade before i want to be
They (Drs) been also talking about changing ICD. Fuck you on thst too
Ive been on a fuck Drs kick coming up on a year. No meds either
Saving all kinds of money.
Im hi ill shut the fuck up and go dabb.
Peace
 
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