Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

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dorkus_molorkus said:
Harden the fuck up pussyman!
You make sure you look at that fucker 1st, from 15 feet away.
You kill it, you eat it!
After that it doesnt take long for the word to get out.

Those fuckers sit up & take notice.

hardcore, Like a fucken ninja.:ninja:

Get out into the everglades or sumfink & harden the fuck up.
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"Harden the fuck up", you sound like my Wife!
 
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Shipdit, have you ever captured a spider and cooed at it gently before letting it go to scamper in the wild? The spidey word will get out and you will be the MAN! Spiders will be all over you ... hanging off your tits, swimming in your soup, crawling out your arse. No longer will you be affeared of God's eight-legged companion, the humble & lovable spider!

Or you could take the other route. Didn't Hunter S. Thompson smoke adrenochrome from spider extract?
 
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satyrday said:
Shipdit, have you ever captured a spider and cooed at it gently before letting it go to scamper in the wild? The spidey word will get out and you will be the MAN! Spiders will be all over you ... hanging off your tits, swimming in your soup, crawling out your arse. No longer will you be affeared of God's eight-legged companion, the humble & lovable spider!

Or you could take the other route. Didn't Hunter S. Thompson smoke adrenochrome from spider extract?
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I'm going with Hunters plan,just gotta figure out how to milk adrenochrome from a spider. I was able to milk some out of a dead Cuban who floated over on a garage door and it worked pretty well!
Be nice to spiders? No offense but the day I see one on my tits will be the day they lock me up for good. The mind recoils at the horror,oh God the horror!
 
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ShipDit said:
I'm going with Hunters plan,just gotta figure out how to milk adrenochrome from a spider. I was able to milk some out of a dead Cuban who floated over on a garage door and it worked pretty well!
Be nice to spiders? No offense but the day I see one on my tits will be the day they lock me up for good. The mind recoils at the horror,oh God the horror!
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DEAD Cuban! You are a humanitarian.
 
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Tweek said:
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Best. Movie. Ever!

This may not be a cure,but it will give you a case of "I don't give a shits" for a while!
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Not my last one,that's the result of playing around with color,contrast and ther stuff I know nothing about.
But you gotta admit you'd buy it if it was offered to ya!
 
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Don't promise if you can't deliver! Not sure about my shaky Bro, but I'm just stupid enough to drive to Canada for a good lap dance!
If I can stay at your place I'll work for the privilege. Shaking paint,aerosol cans, or just giving your neighbor the finger 1000 times a minute...these are skills I would be happy to share!
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Enchantre said:
You can all come on over here...

... we have cookies.




....Girl Scout Cookies. ;)
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You had me at Girl Scouts!:love: I'll be there as soon as I can come up with a good lie for the Wife. I'd love to bring her along but she takes so many pee-stops it would take a month. A long month.
Not sure about Tweeks dark side,I'm thinking the Incredible Hulk wielding a Vape he won somewhere. For the sake of brevity let's just call his dark side Twulk. :lol:
 
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