So, 1st off, fuck this.............
@mvapes - hopefully neither of those kids were yours.
for those that say, 'yeah dorkus come and visit us here.'
watch the vid again and pls understand the 'fuck you' coming your way.
Oh wait, wrong thread.....
If this is how you deal with some schoolkids having bit of a punch up & a cuddle during lunchtime. Then how the fuck is anyone going to cope with a drunken rutting dorkus looking to play hide the salami with the 1st land whale I see at ' the gulp and blow'?
Now to help us all overcome the trauma of state sanctioned child abuse.
Here is the latest episode of 'korean bukakke chef' where the secret ingredient is always the same.
Remember when I had that nasty case of elephantiasis of the balls?
well it all started when I was walking about in Siberia and I saw this little hole in the ground making 'sexy eyes' at me & I thought, 'yup, Id hit that'.
So, I did.
It was so much fun, I formed a study group and we got a funding grant as mentioned here in the article.
'a new study announcing the discovery of the new virus. As the globe warms and the region thaws, mining and drilling will likely penetrate previously inaccessible areas, Abergel said.'
Sure I got some sort of freaky social disease, but on the upside there is this!
'
The new virus isn't a threat to humans; it infected single-celled amoebas during the Upper Paleolithic, or late Stone Age. Dubbed Mollivirus sibericum, the virus was found in a soil sample from about 98 feet (30 meters) below the surface'
Its ok, as seen here, it doesnt affect humans, (only democrat voters)
But, it does speak volumes that I can contract some sort of ancient herpes whilst probing at great depths.
Ladies, pls form an orderly queue to the left of my giant balls.
once the swelling & discharge subsides, we can begin!