Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
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dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
yay! I finally got a new avatar!

now before anyone gets upset regarding 2 stick figures engaging in a loving consensual act. I wish to point out that his 'girlfriend' is of the transgendered type. (dont tell stu)

So, I think as long as no transgendered stick ladies take offence and report the post im gunna be ok.
Say no to stick figure LGBT discrimination!
If it helps her name is 'Caitlyn' and she is getting her own reality TV show documenting her journey to become stick post-op and its called
'All stick, No dick - A womans journey to erase a line'
it truly is an inspiring story.


and dont be a stick he/she lover hater or discriminator.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh, Ive noticed she stopped moving. I hate it when they do that.
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but its probably best she did I guess.

Getting this thread back to its roots!
nawty, nawty, nawty
 
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VaporsVaporizer

On the Stoop
Well this is it-post 1000 lol. I don't post a lot , 3 years and only hitting 1000 now, but i do read all the time and really love this forum.
I've learned so much here even though i've been vaping for 13 years lol.
I've learned NOT to be an early adopter ;)
I've learned that VAS is a real problem:D
I've learned that people in this thread and on this forum are really helpful.:clap:
I'm glad i'm here and you people know more about me medically than most of my friends :lol:
It'll probably take me longer to get to 2000, i don't know how newbies get to 1000 so fast :o
Thanks to all of YOU :bowdown: i just wanted 1000 to be in this thread :nod:
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict

dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
So, 1st off, fuck this.............



@mvapes - hopefully neither of those kids were yours.

for those that say, 'yeah dorkus come and visit us here.'


watch the vid again and pls understand the 'fuck you' coming your way.

Oh wait, wrong thread.....

If this is how you deal with some schoolkids having bit of a punch up & a cuddle during lunchtime. Then how the fuck is anyone going to cope with a drunken rutting dorkus looking to play hide the salami with the 1st land whale I see at ' the gulp and blow'?


Now to help us all overcome the trauma of state sanctioned child abuse.

Here is the latest episode of 'korean bukakke chef' where the secret ingredient is always the same.






Remember when I had that nasty case of elephantiasis of the balls?
well it all started when I was walking about in Siberia and I saw this little hole in the ground making 'sexy eyes' at me & I thought, 'yup, Id hit that'.

So, I did.
It was so much fun, I formed a study group and we got a funding grant as mentioned here in the article.

'a new study announcing the discovery of the new virus. As the globe warms and the region thaws, mining and drilling will likely penetrate previously inaccessible areas, Abergel said.'

Sure I got some sort of freaky social disease, but on the upside there is this!

'The new virus isn't a threat to humans; it infected single-celled amoebas during the Upper Paleolithic, or late Stone Age. Dubbed Mollivirus sibericum, the virus was found in a soil sample from about 98 feet (30 meters) below the surface'


Its ok, as seen here, it doesnt affect humans, (only democrat voters)

But, it does speak volumes that I can contract some sort of ancient herpes whilst probing at great depths.

Ladies, pls form an orderly queue to the left of my giant balls.
once the swelling & discharge subsides, we can begin!
 
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t-dub

Vapor Sloth
And when did it become physically possible to taze 2 different targets at the same time? Well it isn't. Get a grip on reality dorkus.
 

dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
And when did it become physically possible to taze 2 different targets at the same time? Well it isn't. Get a grip on reality dorkus.


WTF??
are you for reals?
Have I missed something here?
when have I ever been rude to you?

Its awesome you think this is normal for dealing with children.
If you wish to question my grip on reality then how about you PM me instead?
 
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