Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Vicki]

***BTW, I will be the optimist and vote that Dork doesn't injure himself at all.

 

[t-dub]

I wonder where Dorkus will get his 1st Sub burn . . .

If we're starting a pool, put me down for $20 on the taint

I've got "inside left elbow area"

I've got the "you know what" . . .

 

[fluffhead]

My vote is forehead.

 

[Stu]

I've got the "you know what" . . .

Another quality guess there, t-dub. I had almost forgotten about the "lasagna incident of 2008". Your memory is good! You might have a good chance of winning this pool.

 

[Richy]

I'm gonna take right forearm.

 

[Fame Is A Vapor]

Looks like what @dorkus_molorkus really won was a makeover from you guys. I like your new look Dorkus!:

EDIT: What's so nice about this thread, is it looks like everyone eventually gets their turn at having The Punching Bag makeover.

 

[Vicki]

Has anyone else seen this commercial yet? My daughter was watching it, and said, "Being Sanuel L. Jackson, I'm surprised he didn't say, 'what the fuck is in your wallet?'" I always tell her to watch her language, but she is right about this.

 

[Vicki]

This is how I get after one too many dabs, but dabs still rule.

 

[Fame Is A Vapor]

This thread got quiet yesterday. Is everyone out with @Tweek ?

Hello?

Edit: Pretty sure this picture's been posted here already (didn't know how to go about finding out in a time efficient manner, though), but what the hell, it's what this thread loves to do!

 

[deadheadbill]

I usually use Barry White, but whatever.

 

[mvapes]

I usually use Barry White, but whatever.

I'm pretty upset that you would post a pic of my Dad before he worked his issues out... You fucking promised!

Anyway, sorry I haven't been on for a day or so. Something that I haven't told you guys is that while in Jacksonville meeting with a client I actually fell down the stairs.
It's been a while since my last reminder that I have PD and it kind of hit me hard that 3 people older than me, and I mean really old like Paka had to help me up. And to add insult to injury while touring a facility today I actually fell of the back of a golf cart.

I'm not hurt physically, I want you guys to know that.

I guess I was at least looking forward to a few things I have been waiting for. I had a light at the end of the tunnel that would have certainly cheered me up. Funny thing is right before I fell today I got bad news that the one thing I was SO excited about isn't coming.

I'm having a hard time coping, sometimes I want to cry but I feel like lately that's frowned upon around here.

So maybe I'm just a little down but I feel like I can't get out of the clouds...

Thanks for listening as tears are dripping onto my phone.

 

[Vicki]

I'm pretty upset that you would post a pic of my Dad before he worked his issues out... You fucking promised!

Anyway, sorry I haven't been on for a day or so. Something that I haven't told you guys is that while in Jacksonville meeting with a client I actually fell down the stairs.
It's been a while since my last reminder that I have PD and it kind of hit me hard that 3 people older than me, and I mean really old like Paka had to help me up. And to add insult to injury while touring a facility today I actually fell of the back of a golf cart.

I'm not hurt physically, I want you guys to know that.

I guess I was at least looking forward to a few things I have been waiting for. I had a light at the end of the tunnel that would have certainly cheered me up. Funny thing is right before I fell today I got bad news that the one thing I was SO excited about isn't coming.

I'm having a hard time coping, sometimes I want to cry but I feel like lately that's frowned upon around here.

So maybe I'm just a little down but I feel like I can't get out of the clouds...

Thanks for listening as tears are dripping onto my phone.

I'm so glad you're not hurt physically!! It's ok to cry! Remember, you are only human!! If you need anything, just call!!

 

[Snappo]

And to add insult to injury while touring a facility today I actually fell of the back of a golf cart.

You're never alone mvapes, just wanted you to know...always looking out for you!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

keep breathing, brother

 

[Fame Is A Vapor]

I'm having a hard time coping, sometimes I want to cry but I feel like lately that's frowned upon around here.

So maybe I'm just a little down but I feel like I can't get out of the clouds...

Thanks for listening as tears are dripping onto my phone.

We love hearing from you, @mvapes ! Even when it's the truth and tough to handle!
As for crying, I think just about every guy knows what you're saying. I've had to learn it was ok to cry, too. I'm most impressed you're willing to share it here, though. That's the key, and the hardest part. But it's a lot easier to lift yourself up with the help of some friends, isn't it? The burden is always lighter once it's shared. And we're glad to do it! We love ya! And don't think that your testimony here doesn't support people emotionally just as much as others support you physically. I try to remind myself of this as much as possible (when I feel like I'm a drag on other people's lives, or that my life just doesn't have the meaning it used to, IT JUST AINT TRUE!) and you're my inspiration, @mvapes! So, thank you! Stay strong. And like Vicki says...whenever you need it, "just call"!

 

[Vicki]

Recently said by a friend:

Dentists are a-holes, they try to talk to you while they're operating on your numb mouth, really? That's like an eye doctor dilating your eyes and saying " oh you have got to see this!"

 

[Richy]

I'm sorry to hear about your falls @mvapes but I'm glad you didn't seriously injure yourself. Big love winging it's way across the Atlantic from the other side of the pond from me to you. Don't ever feel like you can't shed a few tears and that's coming from a man that lives in the second most emotionally repressed nation in the world, the first of course being the land of the lesser spotted @dorkus_molorkus.

I've heard tale that you can coax him out of hiding by leaving a jar of Vegemite out near your vaporizer of choice and standing quietly in the corner. Make sure not to disturb him otherwise he'll scarper back up into the trees with his dropbear cousins and all that'll be left to show he visited is a pair of cheap sunglasses and a few pubes from his distinctive lower mane.

 

[Fame Is A Vapor]

the first of course being the land of the lesser spotted @dorkus_molorkus.

I've heard tale that you can coax him out of hiding by leaving a jar of Vegemite out near your vaporizer of choice and standing quietly in the corner. Make sure not to disturb him otherwise he'll scarper back up into the trees with his dropbear cousins and all that'll be left to show he visited is a pair of cheap sunglasses and a few pubes hairs from his distinctive lower mane.

And, now how does one coax a @Tweek out of hiding, too?

 

[Richy]

Leave a cat out with a particularly pokeable nose. If that fails the smell of frying bacon should help make the lure impossible to resist.

 

[Vicki]

Leave a cat out with a particularly pokeable nose. If that fails the smell of frying bacon should help make the lure impossible to resist.

:: pokes out her head to look at the cat and bacon:: Two of my favorite things!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I have been working on a prototype golf cart gravity defying antistack type dealio to keep my vapor brother @mvapes safe.

We are all very lucky to still have him with us.
Sure he plays it down n shit, but it really happened like this.
You are a legend man! 18beers, a 2 gram dab, and a bad bet to take that corner flat out!

But its a long hard road with much in the way of product testing etc.
This is the result of 4 weeks testing.

http://tinypic.com/r/mi29he/5


Still a long way to go people, a long way. But I am sure if we all pull together, you open your wallets & give till it hurts folks.

With many thousands of dollars in R&D still to be done, pls donate & donate now.

Dorkus Molorkus
Vapor legend
123 Fake st
Straya

 

[Fame Is A Vapor]

I have been working on a prototype
This is the result of 4 weeks testing.

http://tinypic.com/r/mi29he/5

Dorkus Molorkus
Vapor legend
123 Fake st
Straya

...and I thought my Stu Hempseed Action Figure was creative... Congratulations, @dorkus_molorkus ! You have raised the bar!

I kneel before thee!

 

[grokit]

I'm not hurt physically, I want you guys to know that.

I'm glad you mad it out of there alive! Fucking clients, always causing trouble. Can't live with 'em, can't throw 'em down the stairs first... Cry a river, it seems that most if not all of us here get it completely so no worries there. Better a good cry than a tantrum I always say!

 

[pakalolo]

I have been working on a prototype golf cart gravity defying antistack type dealio to keep my vapor brother @mvapes safe.

We are all very lucky to still have him with us.
Sure he plays it down n shit, but it really happened like this.
You are a legend man! 18beers, a 2 gram dab, and a bad bet to take that corner flat out!

But its a long hard road with much in the way of product testing etc.
This is the result of 4 weeks testing.

http://tinypic.com/r/mi29he/5


Still a long way to go people, a long way. But I am sure if we all pull together, you open your wallets & give till it hurts folks.

With many thousands of dollars in R&D still to be done, pls donate & donate now.

Dorkus Molorkus
Vapor legend
123 Fake st
Straya

Hammer time?

 

[Fame Is A Vapor]

Hammer time?

Stop Hammer time. U Can't Touch This, Pakalolo !