Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]

 

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Not sure why, but this is how I picture you, mvapes... along with your two sidekicks:

Hoona Igna Chowa... Neha?

Still waiting on the space monkey finger... I'm starting to think that random requests demands from complete strangers mean nothing to you...

 

[Vicki]

lol roids...I should start shooting some into my ass. Knowing my luck, all I would end up with is one giant ass cheek.

No, this is a steroid free zone!!

 

[momofthegoons]

One for mom and the ladies......

I didn't get a chance to comment on this yesterday.... now that my eyes have stopped rolling back in my head....

WOWSA!!! That is one nice hunk of man flesh!!!!!

Thank you Ship.....

 

[satyrday]

 

[mvapes]

I didn't get a chance to comment on this yesterday.... now that my eyes have stopped rolling back in my head....

WOWSA!!! That is one nice hunk of man flesh!!!!!

Thank you Ship.....

Hey Tweek - is it me or do you have a feeling that Ship is the fucking techno-viking? And mom, if you want to see hunk of man flesh you should see his wife!

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

WOWSA!!! That is one nice hunk of man flesh!!!!!

momofthegoons, this is now how I picture you:

And just for the record, this is how I picture pakalolo:

 

[Tweek]

Hey Tweek - is it me or do you have a feeling that Ship is the fucking techno-viking? And mom, if you want to see hunk of man flesh you should see his wife!

You summoned....THE VIKING?!

 

[mvapes]

Tell me that doesn't look like Ship!

 

[satyrday]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Monkeys!

 

[Tweek]

Forget the complaints. Lets have some fun...

 

[mvapes]

Is it possible to train a monkey to clean your ass for you? I figure this is an option for me cause twisting brings out some rigidity in my back and gut. But imagine, walking around with a monkey whom will have endless supply of fecal matter to throw on my command. Of course my command would have to silent as once to poop chucking commences I would obviously have to say "he's a monkey, it's what they do..." to calm whatever crowd is caught up in a code brown.


And if I could teach him to jerk me off that would rival whatever fucking David Blaine could do! Wow, you can figure out what card some asshole picked - can you make your damn monkey wipe your ass, jerk you off and fucking fling the product at the onlookers?

I think not!

Let's go Louis - get a paper towel and warm up that throwing arm!

 

[Tweek]

I worked on a doc once about weird accidents, and there was a guy who had his balls bitten off by a chimp. So yeah, you don't want a monkey anywhere near your private parts.

 

[mvapes]

Louis would never bite me, he eats Kosher!

 

[Tweek]

So he is a Jewish Monkey? You are definitely ok then, since he can't eat pork sausage. Well, I guess that's only if he is an orthodox ape.

 

[mvapes]

His name is Louie Schwartz! His hair is fucked up in the photo cause he wasn't wearing his yarmulke!

BTW - I got a copy of My DaTscan showing my brain activity.

Think I got a problem?

 

[Tweek]

Problem? That looks like awesome brain activity. Here is what happened when I went for my scan...

 

[Vicki]

Since some people like poo so much.

 

[mvapes]

The last guy that fucked with me!

 

[Tweek]

 

[mvapes]

^^^lmao^^^

I once had a friend that told me that he had learned everything he knew about weed from a guy that he went to different high schools with together!