Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Vicki]

Holy shit!! There's more than one spider!!!!!

Fuck spiders, fuck them all!!!

 

[Tweek]

Spotted...Molorkus on the way back from the liquor store:

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

why does it have to quantify with 'OR'?

why not
'DRUNK, INSANE & AUSTRALIAN'


Now thats much more accurate!

 

[Tweek]

We want to give you guys a choice. Believe it or not, there are some Australians that claim to be normal.

 

[Enchantre]

"Normal" is a setting on a dryer.

I'm "fun", "odd", and "playful".

 

[mvapes]

I'm funny, weird, and awkward!

 

[Tweek]

I'm odd.

 

[Enchantre]

I've hit a dab of ... um, something.

Yup. I'm stoned. and done. 'night

 

[mvapes]

 

[Richy]

I'm a repressed agoraphobic extrovert.

 

[Tweek]

I will hump your leg.

 

[Richy]

You'd never find it because I barely ever leave my house, I'd feel really awkward if you did do it and I wouldn't stop talking about it afterwards.

 

[mvapes]

 

[Stu]

I really like this song. It reminds me of mvapes as I listen to the lyrics.

RIP Warren Zevon

 

[Tweek]

I think of mvapes when I hear this tune:

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

I had a moment like that, with a soccer ball. It hit me in the face, and it felt like it was coming at me in slow motion.

 

[Richy]

Funny you should say that, a similar thing happened to me when I was playing cricket once. I was bowling and the batsman hit the ball and it was coming straight at my face. Luckily though I managed to bend my legs and drop to the ground in time otherwise I swear it would have broke a few teeth. I remember it seemed to take so long that I had time to regret that I didn't dive to the side. My mate was really apologetic afterwards because it was so close my head. I was shaking afterwards from the adrenaline and needless to say I decided to field for a bit.

 

[Tweek]

 

[Stu]

Funny you should say that, a similar thing happened to me when I was playing cricket once. I was bowling and the batsman hit the ball and it was coming straight at my face. Luckily though I managed to bend my legs and drop to the ground in time otherwise I swear it would have broke a few teeth. I remember it seemed to take so long that I had time to regret that I didn't dive to the side. My mate was really apologetic afterwards because it was so close my head. I was shaking afterwards from the adrenaline and needless to say I decided to field for a bit.

While I don't understand any of what you wrote, it sounds like a typical Saturday night at Dorkus' pad.

 

[Tweek]

"Naaaaah, needs gahlick."

 

[ShipDit]

 

[Tweek]

Jebus, look what the cat dragged in