FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Squiby]

If it don't fit, force it.

Words to live by.

 

[Ramahs]

If it don't fit, force it.

With expressed consent, of course.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

As your lips get closer to the "mouthpiece", you should notice "vapour" beginning to be produced and slowly moving through the stem.

If you find that sweet spot, you don't need ANY special stems

Thank you @thejackalsmark, I didn't know you cared.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Love the vibration

The size difference is barely noticeable and feels great in the hand.

and how did we let this one get by this long?

 

[pxl_jockey]

Approximately 4.4CM in length. When inserted there is about 1.8CM exposed

...it’s the motion in the ocean.

 

[olivianewtonjohn]

...it’s the motion in the ocean.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I met this one girl that must have had an oral asphyxiated on cause she could not keep the thing out of her mouth.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I love the option of the control of placing the tip as far in as I choose. That's one of the huge advantages........ However, on the first hit......I put it all the way to the wall. You have total control

 

[Sativapo]

I can't wait to get my hands on Marc's wood. I'll make sure I finish it nicely.

 

[justcametomind]

As to air path, the air we breathe in, is filled with everyone else's exhales and farts.

Sure it is but our exhale and farts are not made with chemicals and other bad stuff.

 

[MinnBobber]

" I also prefer pressing flower naked." @elmomuzz

Just make sure to not singe any hairs

 

[Summer]

I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks about my tools anyway.
These are tools for me. I give no shits about what onlookers think of my tools.

 

[Mr. Me2]

As for the shape, I really enjoy it. The wood feels great in the hand.

 

[Mr. Me2]

I get almost as much joy out of polishing and maintaining my stems as I do using them.

It would have been better in the singular...

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I've come close to putting it in backwards but I've always caught it just in time!

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

with wifey in bed, I always hold it for her, I want her to always have a good experience I just recently started trusting her to hold the mighty

Edit. Oops! Sorry about the double post.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

Moistening the Orings will allow for them to slip along the tube easily.
PM me if you need any extra help.

Sorry Pipes, I could not help myself.

 

[Skunkport]

When you put it in your mouth, just suck on it... Don't bite.

 

[Ramahs]

I dunno...a small amount of teeth can be good sometimes.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Congratulations, @Ramahs - really glad it came for you!!!

 

[Summer]

If it is a bit hard to remove, you can wear a plastic/latex glove, it can help a lot!

 

[Skunkport]

I don't like wood in my mouth

 

[pxl_jockey]

Can use a smaller one as long as you center it on the hole and let the Ti pieces hold it in place when you screw them

My goodness, you've got some imagination there, my friend...and some strong kegel muscles!

 

[cybrguy]

Yeah that sudden mouthful surprise! We've all been there it seems!

 

[Mr. Me2]

I can’t give out a “like” only because I haven’t been there. And I’m not sorry...

Funny post, though!