FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Ramahs]

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great!...

 

[Squiby]

Got my tool in the mail today.

 

[Vaporware]

So did they hold him hostage, cut it off and then mail it to him after releasing him?

Not sure they know how the whole hostage thing normally works...

 

[Mr. Me2]

My unit has worked flawlessly from the beginning, but it did take me a few weeks to figure it out.

 

[Ramahs]

Wow. Took me about seven or eight years!

 

[Stu]

I prefer smaller cans.

 

[Summer]

My pipe looks smaller in pics too.
In real life my pipe is huge...but only certain ladies get to toke it...

 

[phattpiggie]

I'm no where near as flexible as Squiby

Many of us lick our rings. It's all I've ever done.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Convenience and size are important to me.

 

[Ramahs]

Blue tips, inserting glass tubes, what can only be described as an orgy...I got 14 batteries and fooled around...

 

[Dutch-Mic]

Hand this to your grannie and say "suck" and good times will soon arrive

 

[P.A.M.]

Jim Steinman, the man behind most of Meat Loaf's music and greatest hits . Like a Bat out of Hell, ....

Thank you, Sir @Dutch-Mic for that Blast from The Past !

that would make a great thread title , Blast from the Past ,

Ok, time to vape some mo '

 

[MinnBobber]

..... Ball valve prevents sucking your escort's whip. That's saved for later

This may be true but isn't there a "ball valve bypass joint" that allows one's whip to accept
a negative 2.5 bar pressure at high altitude????

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

Was it ever wet by the tip?

Have you been oiling the stem?

Did you burn up the tip O rings inside the stem?

 

[Ramahs]

I may be poking holes in fruit this weekend!

I hear cantaloupe's good for that. lol

 

[cybrguy]

Somehow I thought I might have opened the wrong newsgroup window...

 

[pxl_jockey]

I had to pull out urgently half way through, choking.

Sorry to here* this, man. But so glad that FC is your safe place to talk about these things.

EDIT: *hear - obviously I’m not a smart man

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

wood can swell with the heat

use some small clamps to gently pull on it

use a lubricant like a drop of mineral oil should ease the process.

I hope it will help.

Thanks. That did help.

 

[Mr. Me2]

If you like short and fat, you're a LB lover, if you like long and lean, you're a Timber chaser.

 

[SloJimFizz]

it is way smaller than expected, easy to hold and handle. Of course standing it up for filling is tricky

 

[cybrguy]

Honestly, I'd like a 14mm female joint.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

one of those shower ideas.

it looks so happy, so turned on.

 

[Ramahs]

100mm (or 4 inches I believe?), is an ideal length for me. Anything longer is icing on the cake

 

[Chandler]

LMAO!
I'm dying over here. Never knew this thread existed, and I didn't understand the alert and thread title. Thought I was in trouble! Lol

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

sometimes it's a tight fit.

If it don't fit, force it.