FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[P.A.M.]

Where was this discussed!? Sounds awesome! I like wood in my pocket!

Is that wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? Maybe both ?

Haha @phattpiggie , yup , was my plan when reading this earlier to put this here in my first out of context post !

 

[szai]

Is that wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? Maybe both ?

Haha @phattpiggie , yup , was my plan when reading this earlier to put this here in my first out of context post !

Wood is a beautiful thing bro!

 

[pxl_jockey]

Please ensure you give a good initial push as the first insertion can be very tight.

 

[Summer]

You beat me to it @pxl_jockey!

 

[szai]

Mine was really tight to get in, too. Still is actually. Give it a solid push.

Just push it! All the influencers are doing it!

 

[Summer]

Shrinking wood is impractical

And disappointing.

 

[szai]

It’s not 100% air tight but it should be a lot better than an open hole.

This is @Winegums abstract but practical tight butthole. I think it's interesting and very out there. Edgy, hard and surprising!

 

[szai]

Now, I can't say I ever met a wood I didn't like. But Bocote is really a lovey wood. This is my first Bocote anything. The grain is so interesting and the contrast striking. The texture of this hard wood is soft as butter.

I must agree, I'm quoted as having done so....

 

[Squiby]

I'm thinking about what exactly I want him to do right now!

 

[szai]

That was fast! There's a few more for you to find if you're further inclined.

 

[AJS]

blackjacks and hookers are not money wasted

 

[szai]

@Willy

Unfortunately I have had to sign a non disclosure about what happned after we left the restaurant but suffice to say it was great.

Woah that's a little tmi but I'm a little curious.

 

[Stu]

What's with the corn cob prongs?

 

[Summer]

I don't like doing it dry.
(For the bastards at the Out of Context thread )

Come at me, BFF!

 

[Summer]

I mean it's not exactly harder, just that it moves around a little more.

 

[szai]

One I didn't notice while swyping out!

 

[GreenHopper]

I have an unpolished and find it fantastic for a quicky.

 

[Mr. Me2]

I do it the old fashion way, the Jarhead way.
Just stick it in, pop it out when it clicks. Works every time.

 

[Summer]

This isn't really OOC with the wording as is, but it does have a provocative cadence to it. I like it, that's why I posted it.

Sandpaper lightly the "lip" of the tip's "head" and it's three notches. Sometimes there are tiny burrs there.

Edited to add: The burrs remind me of that cable show with the brothel ranch somewhere out West. You now, the old guy & his sister ran it. You know how they inspect with the ultra-violet light? .......

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[pxl_jockey]

...I like to drill carb holes so it would not work as good with such a high mounted inlet area.

 

[LabPong]

Don't make me stop this bus and come back there........you want a carb hole mounted high?

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

@Dynavaper size doesn't really matter to me, i use it in the bedroom.

 

[howzcat]

ahaha i didn't know about this...it's the best thread ever!

 

[Dutch-Mic]

Shove it in to desired depth

 

[Mr. Me2]

Insert. And smile.