FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Winegums]

There's some serious adulting going on here. Excellent. It's about time.

 

[GreenHopper]

cute holes are a whole individual chapter and their use is mandatory

 

[GreenHopper]

It's cool we're all using the holes in different ways

You guys are making this too easy

 

[P.A.M.]

Haha i was bound to get caught sometime, I knew writing it was riské . I see you're on top of your game, @GreenHopper !! Lol @Zabou , they are cute holes !

 

[VAPEHUNTER]

This was found in the sold/closed section of the classifieds. Apparently @SSVUN~YAH was really taken with the girl in the “water usage video” and this was the sellers response

The water level is too high, but it gives you an idea. [This video isn't me, or made by me, so @SSVUN~YAH, I'm gonna hafta decline the very sweet marriage proposal.]

 

[Summer]

(im doing a handrub now infact)

 

[Summer]

I can partially cover the remaining hole with the inside of my hand if 'going there' lol. It's cool we're all using the holes in different ways

im twitsing the tip as i push but cant get it to go in any advice?

 

[Mr. Me2]

Lube, give the o-rings a little lick

 

[Kozzmozz]

the best brands have Lubrication on the insides of the can to avoid corrosion

 

[GreenHopper]

using my index/middle finger to work the button felt alright

simply sticking something in the hole will have no effect.

 

[GreenHopper]

feel free to put it where you like most

 

[Fat Freddy]

The difference is the length of the male joint.

That's what SHE said!

.

 

[Summer]

... it clicks when it's ready, no waiting after the click, pull it out!

 

[cybrguy]

OK, I'm going to cheat. I'm going to say it in here so nobody needs to copy it here...

I'm waiting for someone to comment on my wood...

 

[Fat Freddy]

Besides, a mod feels good in my hand, but not a hunk of wood.

Oh yeah? That's not what I heard!


.

 

[Andorinter]

Doesn’t fit in my jeans, without a buLge, however.

 

[Abysmal Vapor]

Of course!

feel free to put it where you like most

 

[Mr. Me2]

While pretty, curious why people would collect wood which can be irritating, and
put them in their mouths.

 

[mrb]

I think I may have to look for a dedicated hanky.

 

[Summer]

It never occurred to me to butter the inside. I polish the outside so that the wood is moisturized and gleams ...

 

[Mr. Me2]

Had me worried when I first started to scroll down that picture, then we got to your little woody and I realised what it was.

 

[Summer]

Hmmm in my humble opinion the hole just looks good.

 

[Ramahs]

it's designed to be used with your toilet so you know it's safe to use with your favorite bong or bubbler

 

[VAPEHUNTER]

You don't need to be a dick. Warning point issued.

Unfortunately I think it would be in bad taste to link this original post but the response made me laugh my ass off....Go Mods!

 

[vapmanjoe]

The best way I've heard it put, and it's harsh, but feels very true here, is..... You just fucked her fine, but when you know what you're doing, you'll make love to her".

You've some feel for it, you backed off and could see what you were doing, that was obvious. But you ran right in there and got after it. When you learn her slow dance, she'll reward you.

You're at the door, don't be shy