Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
Mike Wallace, of course.
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stickstones
Vapor concierge
JD...I didn't realize you made the news with your Broncos jersey on! Now I understand why you think you can beat me...delusional!
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
Aaaaaannnndddd we're off!
JDSupreme
Head of Pot
Holy bonus's Batman!!
I just looked at the scoring. Intense! Real fucking glad I got Charles now!! 6 bonus pts for a 40yd+ TD run?! Yahtzee.
Fucking Romo put up 34.98 last night because he threw a 40yd+ TD pass!! (4 pt bonus) plus there's .25 per completion too. He would have put up around 23pts in std scoring.
I just looked at the scoring. Intense! Real fucking glad I got Charles now!! 6 bonus pts for a 40yd+ TD run?! Yahtzee.
Fucking Romo put up 34.98 last night because he threw a 40yd+ TD pass!! (4 pt bonus) plus there's .25 per completion too. He would have put up around 23pts in std scoring.
Vapor Junkie
Active Member
Looking at Romo's 35 points from last night, I first get the feeling that I may have gone a little overboard on the 40yard bonuses... however, to be completely honest, I copied 99% of the scoring from a league I was in last year and everyone loved the scoring in that, so I'm hoping you will all appreciate it when you get 40 yard plays of your own.
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
I checked the projections. I'm projected to finish dead last. And by a wide margin too. Live and learn...
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
stickstones appears to be quite the experienced player (MVP of our draft), so I'm not holding it against you--yet. And with a score like that, how can you lose??!! 
I'm doing well so far, but the day ain't over yet...
I'm doing well so far, but the day ain't over yet...
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
I was a kicker in high school, hence why I'm pleased David Akers gave me 16 points today, helping me best my opponent! And he hit a 63 yarder to boot!
JDSupreme
Head of Pot
that kick was insane
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
I don't watch professional sports but THIS was awesome, LOVE his reaction:
I love the "BOING" when the ball hits the cross bar . . . and can you BELIEVE that the opposing team actually had a defender in place, at the cross bar, who made an "attempt" to defend it? Incredible.
Edited to add: Do you remember Tom Dempsey who held the record? Only half a foot.
The longest field goal in NFL history was kicked by a man who had only half a foot!
I love the "BOING" when the ball hits the cross bar . . . and can you BELIEVE that the opposing team actually had a defender in place, at the cross bar, who made an "attempt" to defend it? Incredible.
Edited to add: Do you remember Tom Dempsey who held the record? Only half a foot.
The longest field goal in NFL history was kicked by a man who had only half a foot!
stickstones
Vapor concierge
I love Dempsey's ancient technique...one and a half steps and swing!
JDSupreme
Head of Pot
stickstones
Vapor concierge
^^^
Somebody's been jerking off!
Somebody's been jerking off!
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
My longest (pre game) was a 48 yarder. My longest in a game was 42 yards--21 yards less than Akers' kick. Holy shit.
pinoy
PACQUIAO!!!
That shits hilarious. I almost pissed myself when I read that. Clever.Lol thanks man! I do what I do!
How did you make it look like I said that? Or maybe I should stop taking vicodens , ambien, and two beers before I vape and go to bed.
JDSupreme
Head of Pot
BAHAHAHA Nice! I was hoping you read it really vaked and thought for a sec that you actually said that lol
uhhhh, FC black magic!
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
That's pretty fuckin funny, JD. You're a good sport, Pinoy.
Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
I'm 2 - 0, folks! Beginner's luck...