Election eve cravings from Alton Brown (via tweets-in order):
"No matter what happens tomorrow, we'll still have tiny chocolate doughnuts."
"I'm seriously thinking about
@LittleDebbie #NuttyBars and cigarettes. Honestly, like at the same time,"
"So many Food Network people are like 'oh, I'm going to braise short ribs in elderberry jam..." Screw that, I'm going to mainline moon pies and snort cheese powder!"
"I'M TALKING ABOUT PIPING SPAGHETTIOS INTO STALE TWINKIES AND EATING THEM NAKED IN THE SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF JAEGER"
Good Eats indeed.