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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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“What was an innocent sexytime encounter between a consenting man and my 15-year-old daughter has been turned into something disgusting by fake news media. I warn you: Anyone else try this, and Rudolph will not hesitate to reach into his legal briefs and whip out his subpoenas.”
– Sasha Baron Cohen
 
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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
- traditional nursery rhyme originating from the 16th century England.
 

Tranquility

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Election eve cravings from Alton Brown (via tweets-in order):

"No matter what happens tomorrow, we'll still have tiny chocolate doughnuts."

"I'm seriously thinking about @LittleDebbie #NuttyBars and cigarettes. Honestly, like at the same time,"

"So many Food Network people are like 'oh, I'm going to braise short ribs in elderberry jam..." Screw that, I'm going to mainline moon pies and snort cheese powder!"

"I'M TALKING ABOUT PIPING SPAGHETTIOS INTO STALE TWINKIES AND EATING THEM NAKED IN THE SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF JAEGER"

Good Eats indeed.
 
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Silat

When the Facts Change, I Change My Mind.
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"Hope makes for a good breakfast, but a poor supper." - Francis Bacon (We're not even to lunch time yet.)

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“Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it. ”
~ Thomas Paine
 
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