Favourite Quotes

[grampa_herb]

“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

― W.C. Fields

 

[hd_rider]

"There is some irony in the fact that I am leaving, while a man who bragged on tape about his history of sexual assault sits in the Oval Office."

- Senator Al Franken

 

[Tranquility]

Hypocrisy is not a way of getting back to the moral high ground. Pretending you're moral, saying you're moral is not the same as acting morally.

-Alan Dershowitz

 

[Nooky72]

 

[macbill]

“‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ is expected to make over $425 million by Sunday. You can tell they’re making a lot of money because today Yoda endorsed the Republican tax plan.” — JIMMY FALLON

 

[grampa_herb]

“He who is unfit to serve his fellow citizens wants to rule them.”
― Ludwig von Mises, Bureaucracy

 

[macbill]

"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."
~ Tom Lehrer

 

[grokit]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed.

 

[Buildozer]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed.

That's a trip, I came here to post a Patrick Bateman quote too! It's been forever, but I just watched that one again last night

"I have to return some video tapes." - Patrick Bateman

Best Excuse Ever!

 

[grampa_herb]

 

[grampa_herb]

 

[StormyPinkness]

 

[macbill]

 

[unsorted]

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

[macbill]

 

[Nooky72]

 

[macbill]

 

[Tranquility]

The marvel of all history is the patience with which
men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid
upon them by their governments.
- George Washington

 

[CuckFumbustion]

 

[macbill]

 

[Nooky72]

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]