Favourite Quotes

[macbill]

When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

- unattributed

 

[hd_rider]

“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”

― Carl Sagan

 

[macbill]

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

― Mahatma Gandhi

 

[macbill]

 

[StormyPinkness]

I thought the quote needed context so I quoted the article too:

In his now-infamous meeting with Billy Dee Williams, Donald Glover threw out a huge number of ideas and thoughts about the character of Lando Calrissian. According to Glover, after he said all that, Williams looked at him and said, “Yeah, I don’t know about all that. Just be charming.”

 

[macbill]

 

[CuckFumbustion]

“I think it wisest not to keep open the sores of war, but to follow the example of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife, and to commit to oblivion the feelings it engendered,”
Robert E. Lee in a letter written after the Civil War.

"Those who oppose our purposes are not always to be regarded as our enemies. We usually think and act from our immediate surroundings. The better rule is to judge our adversaries from their standpoint, not from ours."
Memoirs of Robert E. Lee" by A. L. Long (1886)

 

[Nooky72]

 

[CuckFumbustion]

 

[DirtyD]

Nice

If you fail to plan you plan to fail. - some genius . Sorry mods did not mean to double post. D

 

[CuckFumbustion]

If you fail to plan you plan to fail. - some genius

Ben Franklin?

“No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.” Helmuth von Moltke the Elder

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” Allen Saunders

 

[macbill]

“Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft where we are hard, and cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand. They think, deep in their hearts, that they are better than we are because we had to discover the compensations and refuges of life for ourselves. Even when they enter deep into our world or sink below us, they still think that they are better than we are. They are different. ”

~~F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

[His_Highness]

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.” Joseph Heller

 

[CuckFumbustion]

 

[macbill]

 

[CuckFumbustion]

 

[Nooky72]

 

[macbill]

 

[His_Highness]

Is Steven Cobert stalking Ann Coulter for comedy ideas?

Ann Coulter Says She’d Blame Hurricane On Lesbian Mayor Before Climate Change

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ann-coulter-hurricane-harvey_us_59a59bc2e4b084581a139315

 

[CarolKing]

 

[macbill]

 

[CuckFumbustion]

 

[EmDeemo]

"Never, ever, bloody anything, ever" Rik Mayall.

 

[grampa_herb]

“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

Wife: Why don’t you go to bed?
WC: I thought I’d take a nap first.

Man (to WC): You’re drunk!
WC: Yeah, and you’re crazy. And I’ll be sober tomorrow and you’ll be crazy for the rest of your life.


― W.C. Fields

 

[Abysmal Vapor]

"I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur
as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue.
Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it.
She looks up and gives me her full gaze.
Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it."