OK, Buckle up folks here's my what I can only assume will be a relatively long review of my ordering process with Cleanclearglass -
http://www.dhgate.com/store/18509977#st-navigation-storehome
(EDIT: Yup, it's over 10K characters so I'm gonna have to split it into multiple posts
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OK, Item 1:
I thought this piece looked interesting, I thought it looked a bit risky in that it looked likely to perc too much and cause splashback into the mouthpiece.
Anyway, the perc just looked too interesting to me, so I ordered it anyway on 07-22-2014 08:25 (DHgate timestamp).
After I paid, CCG contacted me and asked if I could cancel the order and re-place it as they couldn't meet the required shipping time.
hello my friend
could you pls kindly cancel this order and then pay again ?
because the delivery time is too short for us
we thought you would use epacket as your shipping company,it is very fast and economic
however,out of our expectation,you use JCEX,it is long time and slow
and it need to transmit at dhgate warehouse first,then send to your address
it will take 6 days from our office to warehouse,so pls cancel this order first,then after we prolong the delivery time,you can pay it again
pls note that you will not get over charged
how do you think ? awaiting your reply
best regards
[Name-A]
I was happy enough to re-order, though I should note this issue was their fault - JCEX was the only shipping option available.
I re-ordered on 07-23-2014 11:21
By 2014-08-04 09:04 I had received the item, but as I feared it was not functional - it was well constructed, but there wasn't enough room in the can and water just shoots straight into the mouthpiece.
(that timestamp is form when I contacted CCG to let them know the piece didn't function.)
they replied to me on 2014-08-05 22:31
hello my friend
how are you ?
sorry for my late reply
so to solve this problem,we advise you to buy another bong from our store and we offer you free shipping and free sweet pipes
how do you think ?
for more questoins,pls feel free to contact us
we are always at your services
best regards
[Name-A]
So to recap - I bought the bong, it didn't function in a usable manner, and I was offered free shipping on my next item.
I though this was a fair solution as the item wasn't broken or poorly made, just poor design, which I was aware of when I purchased it.
On 08-13-2014 08:09 I ordered the 2nd item:
As per our agreement, CCG removed the shipping cost and I paid the base price for the item (approx $27 discount)
I received it by 2014-08-26 15:19, and it was not functional. The connection between the uptake tube and the return funnel was done poorly, and the hole was too small.
This caused the water to perc bacwards up the return tube, and the piece is utterly unusable.
I notified CCG of the issue the same day I received it (at the timestamp posted above).
by 2014-08-29 13:39 they still had not responded, and I had to send them a 2nd message asking if they would fix the issue.
they responded at 2014-08-29 14:10
hello sir
we are sorry to hear that
pls provide a picture of the problem to us,then we discuss how to solve it.
is it ok?
best regards
[Name-M]
I responded at 2014-08-29 18:26
Frederick McGuire said:
At this point, I plan on filing a dispute within the next 3 days, as payment will be automatically released after 4 more days.
As you have now sent me 2 defective pieces in a row, here is how I feel:
1 - If I have to open a dispute and get my money back, I will be very unhappy because I still am left with the non functional original item, and would have received nothing for it.
2 - If you send out a replacement item, I will be satisfied enough to drop the matter, but will still be disappointed with my overall experience from your store, I would not shop with you in the future and recommend others to avoid your store too.
3 - If you send out a replacement along with another item (I have a list of 4 or 5 items from your store that I would find acceptable) I will be happy and continue to shop at your store.
At that point it had been over 5 weeks since my first order and I was loosing patience with the matter.
At 2014-08-29 21:13 they responded:
hello sir
we can send a free replacement along with another item,this is a good idear,pls place the new order
best regards
[Name-M]
My reply 2014-09-01 14:51
Frederick McGuire said:
To be honest, I am not interested in purchasing another item at full price from your store again until I have received a properly functioning piece from you.
If you are willing to offer my proposed discount, I would be willing to make either of the following purchases:
Option 1 - I pay $55 for the following 2 items:
http://www.dhgate.com/product/colored-9-9-inch-25-cm-height-4-arm-perculators/205913074.html
http://www.dhgate.com/product/24cm-glass-bongs-with-clear-honey-comb-disk/202277762.html
Option 2 - I pay $100 for the following 3 items:
http://www.dhgate.com/product/colored-9-9-inch-25-cm-height-4-arm-perculators/205913074.html
http://www.dhgate.com/product/24cm-glass-bongs-with-clear-honey-comb-disk/202277762.html
http://www.dhgate.com/product/380mm-height-creative-design-two-function/200860872.html
Please be aware that some of those items do not currently allow shipping to Australia, so you will need to fix that before I can order.
Will you need me to add the original item to the cart as well so that you will remember to include it, or will it be better for me to just place the order for the replacement items?
After a couple of messages we agreed upon Option 1 - with me to pay $70
2014-09-02 16:05
hello sir
ok,we will agree with your opinion.
pls place this order,then we will adjust the price.
best regards
[Name-M]
I was unable to place the order due to an issue with the dhgate system - one of the items had no shipping option to Australia, so on 2014-09-02 23:49 I contacted CCG
Frederick McGuire said:
Please update item
http://www.dhgate.com/product/24cm-glass-bongs-with-clear-honey-comb-disk/202277762.html
so it can be shipped to Australia, then I will be able to place the order.
CCG replied 2014-09-03 08:06
hello sir
pls place this order,but not pay,then will adjust the price for $70.
it can be shipped to AU
best regards
[Name-M]
I replied on 2014-09-03 23:44 again explaining that I could not place the order until the listing was updated.
By 2014-09-04 17:34 the issue had not been rectified - I attepted to use the dhgate live chat feature with CCG - Unfortunately I don't have the transcript of that, but basically I outlined the problem again maybe 4-5 times until the person I was talking to understood, then they said they weren't at their computer and couldn't do anything at that time.
Up to this point I had been annoyed but tried my best to remain civil (keep in mind this is now 6 weeks since I ordered the first piece, and had only received 2 non-functional items)
So on 2014-09-04 17:34 I sent a rather aggressively worded message:
Frederick McGuire said:
Please fix the shipping on this item!
I have messaged you about this multiple times now, I need you to update the shipping to include australia, otherwise I cannot place an order for it.
Let me be clear:
I WANT TO ORDER THE ITEM.
I cannot because YOUR store is set to not allow shipping to australia for this item.
DHGATE will not let me place the order unless your store will ship the item to australia.
There is no problem with me, there is no problem with the item, just YOU that is delaying this order.
I received 2 replies:
2014-09-04 17:43
hello sir
we changed this item,pls try again
best regards
[Name-M]
At this point I placed the order for the 2 items - The total came to $110ish or so, and I was waiting for CCG to discount it to our agreed upon $70
2014-09-04 20:02
hello there
this is the owner of this store
you should know that you need to send us the unfunctional video before we make any decision
YOU Should not asking more bongs from us with that tone,keep mind
send us the video,or nothing
not any client complain about the products except you
why you repeated find problems with our products?
take it or leave it
nothing is wrong,only you
This response from the "owner" of the store is UNACCEPTABLE. It is disrespectful, and made me see red.