Update:
48 hours later, after being made aware of a scam and having all the evidence in hand, DHGate customer service has STILL failed to remove the fraudulent listing. As always, draw your own conclusions.
Seller with tracking number that does not work has finally replied. He claims that the package was boxed and shipping label created, but he lied about shipping and did not take it to post until today. Seems honestly embarrassed that he lied to me, but assures me the pipe is on the way. Tracking # still inactive, so we'll see. Looking better on that front though... at least we're talking.
As for "Smokingdogo", the DHGate seller who sells things they don't have so that they can give you a "choice" of which cheapass inferior pipe you'd "prefer" instead of what your own dumbass lying mind tells you you want (hey... they're just looking out for your best interests, as you don't REALLY have a clue about what you should buy, after all!
), the story continues to be grim.
After many failed attempts to communicate, followed this morning by final attempts containing embedded links to these posts and threats to further spread the issue to more forums, they *amazingly* FINALLY started talking. Their response was almost immediate, and ended up being exactly the kind of slippery scammer weasle moves I was expecting... I have to give them an A+ in the spin doctoring department!
According to "Smokingdogo", the whole thing is just some kind of benevolent and caring misunderstanding. It turns out that they were SO WORRIED that I would object to the week or so that it would take to make the pipe I ordered (you know... the one they are "never making again"
) that they just HAD to tell me the only option in the universe was to buy one of the two "more expensive and better pipe for you" options so I could be "happy" now without further delays. Anything else would be an insult to me as a customer, because I need a pipe IMMEDIATELY according to them...
Wow. I didn't know I had it that bad... maybe it's time for lawmakers to institute waiting periods and background checks for pipe purchases? According to this seller, I'm apparently totally OUT OF CONTROL and jonezing for a bong, any bong, as long as it's
NOW ladies and gentlemen!
Sheesh. Whatever. I told them to make my pipe and ship it, and to let me make my own decision about whether or not I want to wait a few days. It's not like this shit is in the next state over, primed for overnight shipping ferchristsake... it's taking the slow boat from China for weeks or months!
We'll see how this one turns out... my guess is that after reading these posts, they are suddenly in damage control mode, backpeddling like crazy, firing up production for that mothballed pipe design, and hoping that this very embarrassing and public situation doesn't get any worse and cost them too much in lost sales!
As for now, I just can't find a reason to recommend Smokingdogo as a seller... it will take a LOT from them to convince me they're anything but a bunch off crooks at this point.
More updates to follow.