Don't be stupid like me
Before trying to charge, remove the thin disk tabs from battery compartment. They are for safely shipping Carta, prevents contact, it won't turn on, or charge ... d'oh!!
When I plugged in, all lights blinked every second along with a buzz. After a half hour, I tried 5 clicks on, nothing. Then I decided to turn on my brain instead, and opened the battery compartment. Removed safety disks, all better.
(instructions say to insert batteries, must have been written prior to decision to ship with batteries installed, as per postal guidelines)
"Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
Later tonight dress rehearsal, then premier performance. Followed by face, and makeup, removal