Wifey tried to have me committed the other day. Again. Here's the dr's notes from my discharge:
Clinical observation: 3 months ago, Patient had no awareness of NewVape and their products yet now finds all daydreams revolve around possessing and using them. Whilst describing these fantasies, Patient uses words like"touch","hold", and the even more revealing "caressing". Patient is exhibiting an unhealthy obsession known commonly as NewVape Acquisition Syndrome (NVAS), unlike normal VAS, it does not subside upon getting the basic kit as there is an ever-growing range of NewVape innovations to personalise and customise your experience. These upgrades are often found to be worthwhile, a continuing source of aggravation to the non-vaping life partner. Have informed Patient the condition is inoperable, aggressive and will likely worsen until he just gets the damn thing one way or another.
Quick wonder about the abv generated using flower on the Shower Head? Don'tcha just chuck it? I can't imagine there could be much goodies left the way the SH extracts. Basing that purely on video watching and pics of abv. Just doesn't seem worth keeping, the herb looks utterly destroyed. Am I wrong? What do you NV faithful do with your duff?
Then yous guys are talking of hearing the pollen heads popping and herb singing while you're hitting it.
GTFOH!! That's insanity!
I need that experience in my life! Geez, you guys are good salespeople! I'm hoping 2018 is the year I learn the secret NV handshake and take advantage of the good info here. You guys really do help new users have confidence & greater success more quickly. Always there with your experience to help. Sure hope this thread can retain its wonderful vibe of gentle respect, fucking funny insights and for me, the best part: I love the scientific findings
here. So many people, so much smarter than me... * sigh *
Can you believe my wife wouldn't believe that this would be the last home vape I would ever want or need? She'd laugh in my face. The superior materials, precision machining, a unit that can change with you over time, drastically reducing the overall cost of ownership? None of that means anything to her. I won't lie, sometimes it hurts. Over 20 yrs and this is how she treats me?!
I'll get there, 2018 is the year!