So my ex and I do this "let's be friends.." thing which essentially means, please take my no driving ass to Trader Joe's. See, TJ's has really good munchie food, like cashews and snickerdoodles, real cheap and umm healthy. Except for thier bread, seriously, that shit is so heavy you could cause a concussion. So I am so stoned so everything looks gooood and we get to the bread isle cause we having turkey burgers with advocado, and she's all like, "Um, we'll just get some good bread at stop and shop." That is code for those bad for you, full of gluten, squeeze and becomes raw dough hamburger buns that are so effing good! So we at Stop and shop now but Iam seriously to effed to drag my ass in there, besides, the cashews are here with me in the car. Man, that took forever to type. Carry on y'all.