Ascent Vaporizer - The Ordering, Shipping, & Other Nonsense thread

[tamale]

First post in this thread. BLA BLA BLA BLA

Wait a second... You come here complaining about immaturity in the nonsense thread, and the first thing you do is lower the level of discussion to petty personal attacks. Damn I guess ur a real badass, I better do what I'm told!

 

[Lazarus]

First post in this thread. I pre-registered and ordered direct, like most of you. I was not happy about the delay, like most of you. Unlike most of you, I have not and will not resort to acting like an incessant child (though I'm sure I'm younger than most of you) while whining about this, that and the next. I'm not going to name names, but some of you need to step back and relax. Complaining and ripping apart everything DV says and does, even when it is POSITIVE, is just insane. Some of you guys are so self-centered it is just sickening ... you seem to think that FC and this forum is the center of the universe ... the units purchased by FC members comprise an extremely small percentage of their total sales. Do all of us a favor and please grow up.

childish or not all we want are answers also I do not think anyone being self centered a lot of people ordered from ezvape and other web sights. In fact I believe the majority did not order from DV. (not sure if you meant me or others but doesn't matter)

Edit: also this is the NONSENSE thread don't like what we are saying? Leave I will not miss you.

 

[zeeg]

Wait a second... You come here complaining about immaturity in the nonsense thread, and the first thing you do is lower the level of discussion to petty personal attacks. Damn I guess ur a real badass, I better do what I'm told!

Haha that picture is hilarious ... well done. Nothing personal at all actually since I intentionally didn't name any names, so you are mistaken. I think we all know who the children are in here, so there really isn't any need to. I understand this is the nonsense thread after all, but some of you lack humility and while DV has screwed up more than once, they certainly don't deserve the crap being spewed in this thread.

Edit: Sorry Lazarus. Aside from the fact that I don't like most of what you say, it literally hurts my brain when trying to read/navigate/comprehend your sentences (though is it fair to even call them sentences?). There ... now it's personal.

 

[Lazarus]

Haha that picture is hilarious ... well done. Nothing personal at all actually since I intentionally didn't name any names, so you are mistaken. I think we all know who the children are in here, so there really isn't any need to. I understand this is the nonsense thread after all, but some of you lack humility and while DV has screwed up more than once, they certainly don't deserve the crap being spewed in this thread.

Edit: Sorry Lazarus. Aside from the fact that I don't like most of what you say, it literally hurts my brain when trying to read/navigate/comprehend your sentences (though is it fair to even call them sentences?). There ... now it's personal.

Personal or not I am aware that my English skills are atrocious. Than again I am not handing in a paper or trying to impress you. Nor do I feel like fighting with some teenager on a web sight. Agree with me or not, these are questions that need answers.

Edit: I am sorry for calling you a teenager it is not meant to be insulting or demeaning.

 

[baltik]

I, for one, find it hard to appreciate the statement that GV (online reseller) will be getting preferential treatment over-and-above Davinci's other US distributor (a non-web retailer)! It is unfortunate for folks like me who already paid good money months ago to online sellers like EZVAPES.com that have been and continue to be on the hook to their back-of-the-bus US distributor. NOT FAIR!

I think you are completely off base here. I can't find a single post where DV said that EZVAPES is one of their official distributors, in fact they listed their"preferred" distributors again and again. It's their choice who their partners are and of all the communication blunders they have been clear on this point from the beginning. Would it have been fair that you got a discounted Ascent at the same exact time as those that paid MSRP through official sources? You made the deal with the devil - lower price for a (more) uncertain delivery schedule. That's not DV's problem and stamping your feet and yelling NOT FAIR doesn't change the fact that you made a conscious decision to purchase from a (potentially grey market) third party

 

[Lazarus]

I think you are completely off base here. I can't find a single post where DV said that EZVAPES is one of their official distributors, in fact they listed their"preferred" distributors again and again. It's their choice who their partners are and of all the communication blunders they have been clear on this point from the beginning. Would it have been fair that you got a discounted Ascent at the same exact time as those that paid MSRP through official sources? You made the deal with the devil - lower price for a (more) uncertain delivery schedule, that's not DV's problem

I believe people are misunderstanding. EZvape is not a authorized distributor. But they get their units from Dv's other distributor not gv and not tv

 

[baltik]

I believe people are misunderstanding. EZvape is not a authorized distributor. But they get their units from Dv's other distributor not gv and not tv

I think that jives with my statement, DV first takes care of the first preorders, then they distribute the product into the preferred retail channel - those retailers first take care of their preorders and only then do they fill the bulk discounted orders to the neXt level of distribution. I mean think about it - why would you sell at a discount when you are already effectively pre-sold out at MSRP?

 

[lwien]

…..I have not and will not resort to acting like an incessant child

…...Some of you guys are so self-centered it is just sickening

…....Do all of us a favor and please grow up.

.....I think we all know who the children are in here....

.....some of you lack humility

.........while DV has screwed up more than once, they certainly don't deserve the crap being spewed in this thread.

......literally hurts my brain when trying to read/navigate/comprehend your sentences (though is it fair to even call them sentences?). There ... now it's personal.

So lets see. We have a fairly new member here who seems to be trying to offend many here in this thread while claiming that others lack humility and maturity. I've said this before, but it bears repeating. Why is it that those that accuse others of being a certain way, are themselves, guilty of the exact same thing? It just seems to be a weird part of the human condition, eh?

And as far as DV not deserving the "crap that is being spewed" here, well, that needs a bit of qualification. If you added the word, "some" to "the crap being spewed here", I'd agree, but DV, without a doubt deserves some of it, and I'd go as far to say that before DV recently became active here again, she and DaVinci deserved all of it. But............she's back and trying her best to field the questions and concerns and while some here are not satisfied with the answers, she's at least making the effort to provide them, and for THAT, I give her kudo's.

 

[Lazarus]

So lets see. We have a fairly new member here who seems to be trying to offend many here in this thread while claiming that others lack humility. I've said this before, but it bears repeating. Why is it that those that accuse others of being a certain way, are themselves, guilty of the exact same thing? It just seems to be a weird part of the human condition, eh?

And as far as DV not deserving the "crap that is being spewed" here, well, that needs a bit of qualification. If you added the word, "some" to "the crap being spewed here", I'd agree, but DV, without a doubt deserves some of it, and I'd go as far to say that before DV recently became active here again, she and DaVinci deserved all of it. But............she's back and trying her best to field the questions and concerns and while some here are not satisfied with the answers, she's at least making the effort to provide them, and for THAT, I give her kudo's.

well put

I think that jives with my statement, DV first takes care of the first preorders, then they distribute the product into the preferred retail channel - those retailers first take care of their preorders and only then do they fill the bulk discounted orders to the neXt level of distribution. I mean think about it - why would you sell at a discount when you are already effectively pre-sold out at MSRP?

I was not saying that YOU did not understand I was just addressing the confusion as a whole. I feel that you were rather spot on.

mod note: Please avoid back-to-back posts, use Edit instead. Two posts merged.

 

[sam reynolds]

Eesh. This gibberish thread is getting cluttered up with gibberish.

 

[Tweek]

So lets see. We have a fairly new member here who seems to be trying to offend many here in this thread while claiming that others lack humility and maturity. I've said this before, but it bears repeating. Why is it that those that accuse others of being a certain way, are themselves, guilty of the exact same thing? It just seems to be a weird part of the human condition, eh?

And as far as DV not deserving the "crap that is being spewed" here, well, that needs a bit of qualification. If you added the word, "some" to "the crap being spewed here", I'd agree, but DV, without a doubt deserves some of it, and I'd go as far to say that before DV recently became active here again, she and DaVinci deserved all of it. But............she's back and trying her best to field the questions and concerns and while some here are not satisfied with the answers, she's at least making the effort to provide them, and for THAT, I give her kudo's.

 

[pakalolo]

This might be the gibberish thread but:

• No more discussing the maturity level of other members, or their posting style, or anything else personal for that matter.
• No more posts that imply or outright accuse DV of being anything less than honest.

There will be infractions for those who ignore these cautions.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Just thought I'd break up the monotony here a bit and show you the first thing that's going into my ascent when it gets here.

 

[sam reynolds]

Just thought I'd break up the monotony here a bit and show you the first thing that's going into my ascent when it gets here.

What kind?

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

It is actually non existent as of now, it's a tester from MTG seeds. You will soon see it pop up in their catalog under the name "strawberry mind warp". It's a cross of strawberry cough X presidential kush 1.2! It is absolutely spectacular!!! For any growers out there, if you haven't checked out any MTG strains, I HIGHLY recommended it (pun intended)!

On another note, my ascent has made it to the mitten! And will be in my grubby little mittens in 10 hours time!

 

[sxmokeUP]

I am going to put this out there.

The Acent Vaporizer 2 year limit warranty is only valid with the below online resellers:
DaVinci, GotVape.com, Glow Industries Inc., and Toronto Vaporizer.

That is 4 resellers / distributors. Who's going to sell to EZVapes.com? DaVinci? NOPE. Toronto Vaporizer? NOPE.

 

[zeeg]

So lets see. We have a fairly new member here who seems to be trying to offend many here in this thread while claiming that others lack humility and maturity. I've said this before, but it bears repeating. Why is it that those that accuse others of being a certain way, are themselves, guilty of the exact same thing? It just seems to be a weird part of the human condition, eh?

And as far as DV not deserving the "crap that is being spewed" here, well, that needs a bit of qualification. If you added the word, "some" to "the crap being spewed here", I'd agree, but DV, without a doubt deserves some of it, and I'd go as far to say that before DV recently became active here again, she and DaVinci deserved all of it. But............she's back and trying her best to field the questions and concerns and while some here are not satisfied with the answers, she's at least making the effort to provide them, and for THAT, I give her kudo's.

Iwien, thank you for taking the time to provide us all with your favorite quotes of mine. I know that probably took more than a few minutes to assemble, so you can just send me the bill for your time (since you bill at $500 per hour and all). I am so incredibly humbled. Thank you. Truly.

If you want to associate my meanness to immaturity, go ahead, Mom.

To everyone in here, enjoy your Ascent when it gets to you. Thank you to everyone who actually provided relevant (even if it was only intelligent speculation) information during this unfortunate delay. Thank you to those who actually stayed positive and/or saw the positivity in things rather than focusing solely on the negative. To those who reacted as if the world and DV had it out for them because their own selfish desires were not satisfied a few weeks sooner, yeeesh ... good luck in life.

 

[Vaporito]

It's great that all you are waiting for your units

BUT davinci, what about the ones that were not able to preorder, either because the specific model (burl wood) was not available or because of the customs fiasco?

When is the ordering going to be reopened? For all 3 models?

Please don't forget about the potential FC customers waiting patiently....

 

[marvil701]

For now, GV, DV, and TV are the ONLY authorized online resellers. Once this changes, I will update.

What are the chances of seeing the Ascent being sold in Europe? Are there any online/offline authorized sellers over here at all? When will you begin shipping to Europe?

 

[Lazarus]

I am going to put this out there.

The Acent Vaporizer 2 year limit warranty is only valid with the below online resellers:
DaVinci, GotVape.com, Glow Industries Inc., and Toronto Vaporizer.

That is 4 resellers / distributors. Who's going to sell to EZVapes.com? DaVinci? NOPE. Toronto Vaporizer? NOPE.

Who said this and where?

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Status says out for delivery!!!! Come on mailman!!!!!!

 

[mmenzie]

Status says out for delivery!!!! Come on mailman!!!!!!

Jealous!!! my status has not changed. still says departed las vegas as the last update but the scheduled delivery still says today. i am at work so i will not be home when and if it comes today. i do have someone home should it require a signature. just wish i knew if it was really coming today or not

 

[pastadoble]

Personal or not I am aware that my English skills are atrocious. Than again I am not handing in a paper or trying to impress you. Nor do I feel like fighting with some teenager on a web sight. Agree with me or not, these are questions that need answers.

Edit: I am sorry for calling you a teenager it is not meant to be insulting or demeaning.

i always found it odd that people are such sticklers for double posting, propriety, etc., but they let the worst spelling and grammar atrocities just slip by…

Edit: @VaPeD&CoNfUsEd I'm in Southfield. Can I come over?

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

I've had packages show up before tracking ever updated before. USPS has (in my experience lately) been pretty good about getting packages to me on the specified date.

 

[sxmokeUP]

Who said this and where?

http://www.davincivaporizer.com/authorized-resellers/

DV said they are not providing EZVapes and why would they buy from Canada to deal with customs again. So there are 2 other places where EZVapes can get from and still provide warranty.