TheDudeNextDoor
Abiding
All these posts are making me even more excited to receive my zap. We need a direct delivery by super jet option! 
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Tree, you're killing me... 
That is one beautiful burl you've got yourself. I would have definitely wanted that one if I hadn't already gotten the ones I just did. I have a thing for burl. It looks as if it might be from the same piece of burl my original Rockzap was made from.
I, personally, also like the lettering. It's so faint that you hardly notice it. And it's a way of personalizing it. Now that I know more of the story, it means even more.
funkygiant, I hope you start feeling better real soon.
That is one beautiful burl you've got yourself. I would have definitely wanted that one if I hadn't already gotten the ones I just did. I have a thing for burl. It looks as if it might be from the same piece of burl my original Rockzap was made from.I, personally, also like the lettering. It's so faint that you hardly notice it. And it's a way of personalizing it. Now that I know more of the story, it means even more.
funkygiant, I hope you start feeling better real soon.
JESUSgotNAILED
Well-Known Member
Definitely agreed mom, though I consider it good news he'll be using a smaller bit now. Still seemed classy.
TheDudeNextDoor
Abiding
Rick said:
The pictures certainly look gorgeous. I love how every side has its own personality. I'm such a dork; I keep going to the website and gazing longingly at the pictures. I feel like I've started an online relationship with my zap at this point. Can't wait to meet her in person and consummate the relationship if you know what I mean.
Progress
'Socratic Existentialist, MD'
THEDUDENEXTDOOR WROTE: "I feel like I've started an online relationship with my zap at this point. Can't wait to meet her in person and consummate the relationship if you know what I mean..."
You are going to consummate the relationship?
I know what you mean!
You are going to stick your stem in her hole. 
You are going to penetrate her for the first time (and probably keep doing it over and over). You are going to take the virginity that will never again be able to returned to her. 
Does repeatedly inserting a stem (even just the tip) count as sex? 
Can we reefer to sucking down a few stems in the rock zap as 'giving her the old suck n fuck? 
Rick?...Fanclub?...Newbs?...Anyone? 
'Dem zappers sur are purdy!
Thank you for tolerating my ramblings, and toke it easy all.
You are going to consummate the relationship?
I know what you mean!
You are going to stick your stem in her hole. You are going to penetrate her for the first time (and probably keep doing it over and over). You are going to take the virginity that will never again be able to returned to her. Does repeatedly inserting a stem (even just the tip) count as sex? Can we reefer to sucking down a few stems in the rock zap as 'giving her the old suck n fuck? Rick?...Fanclub?...Newbs?...Anyone? 'Dem zappers sur are purdy!
Thank you for tolerating my ramblings, and toke it easy all.
Wow Progress, that is one kinky post you got going there. I don't think you should be left in a room alone with a Zap as the 'Zap abuse helpline' is yet to be established. But after that post who knows?!?
cluffy
Vaker
I think Progress's post is to be expected given all the Zap porn on here lately 
. But are Zaps really virgins? I remember Rick saying that he believed the only true test of a Zap is to vaporize with it. Plus he told me in an email that Zaplady got some nice vapor off my Zap. Maybe these Zaps aren't as pure as the driven snow, but I prefer a partner with experience!!!
PS: I like the lettering but I think it should be optional and I'd rather see a date and the creator's initials than the type of wood.
. But are Zaps really virgins? I remember Rick saying that he believed the only true test of a Zap is to vaporize with it. Plus he told me in an email that Zaplady got some nice vapor off my Zap. Maybe these Zaps aren't as pure as the driven snow, but I prefer a partner with experience!!! PS: I like the lettering but I think it should be optional and I'd rather see a date and the creator's initials than the type of wood.
TheDudeNextDoor
Abiding
I think for the very first time, I will carefully slip my tooty into her heat port, first making sure of course that I first carefully cover my carb, in case of any premature evaporation. I'll be gentle, the first time. She'll be newly bloomed after all. Wouldn't want to go too fast and prematurely damage her screen.
After that, we can start experimenting with other methods and maybe even try taking off the tooty and just using my naked stem. I imagine that will sustain our relationship for awhile, at least until we start wanting to try other things, like bringing in a third partner, perhaps a bong, glass of course; don't want to risk catching anything from going with some plastic bong mass produced in some factory somewhere.
But I am getting ahead of myself. The first thing I need to do is get her over here so I can turn her on and start warming her up. Would y'all recommend I use some of the ZaPolish the first time, or do you think she's fresh enough not to need it?
After that, we can start experimenting with other methods and maybe even try taking off the tooty and just using my naked stem. I imagine that will sustain our relationship for awhile, at least until we start wanting to try other things, like bringing in a third partner, perhaps a bong, glass of course; don't want to risk catching anything from going with some plastic bong mass produced in some factory somewhere.
But I am getting ahead of myself. The first thing I need to do is get her over here so I can turn her on and start warming her up. Would y'all recommend I use some of the ZaPolish the first time, or do you think she's fresh enough not to need it?
TheDudeNextDoor
Abiding
So hold on cluffy. I just read your post. Are you saying my zap will already be deflowered by the time she gets here? Hmm...I really don't know how I feel about that. I guess it does mean I could bypass the tooty and just nail her right away with my stem. Gotta think on this some more.
TheDudeNextDoor
Abiding
Sorry. I sometimes get carried away. I will stop now. Especially being new to this forum, I don't want you all to think I'm some kind of perverted idiot. I was just having fun. You have to admit, the subject was ripe for metaphor.
cluffy
Vaker
Nycdeisel said:
LOL, sorry I ruined the mood. I just wanted TDND's relationship with his new Zap to be based on honesty. Hey, I could be wrong, maybe she IS a virgin. Either way she deserves respect and should be treated with such as she is penetrated by whatever tool TheDudeNextDoor decides to use!!
TheDudeNextDoor
Abiding
Nycdeisel said:now im
I think you are off to a good start, Dude. no worries. We know you love your zap
Well, I will say this: what I said to start the whole unfortunate metaphor is very true. I can't stop looking at the three pics I have for my new zap. Rick says she will be even more beautiful in person, which I'm having a hard time fathoming. She's just beautiful judging by her pics alone.
thefunkygiant
Member
I,ve got wood... here's a couple of pics BTW thanks mom I am feeling better slowly
http://forum.grasscity.com/attachme...957139-vaporizer-club-img_20120107_121521.jpg
http://forum.grasscity.com/attachme...957171-vaporizer-club-img_20120107_121459.jpg
http://forum.grasscity.com/attachme...957171-vaporizer-club-img_20120107_121459.jpg
Progress
'Socratic Existentialist, MD'
I am sorry if I offended anyone as well.
So, if you read any innuendo in this next comment, it is just your dirty mind. It is not really there.
Even if your zap was 'tested', it should be fine because the new design was made to enable her her take quite a bit of the in-and-out with very little risk of her getting loose.
So, if you read any innuendo in this next comment, it is just your dirty mind. It is not really there.
Even if your zap was 'tested', it should be fine because the new design was made to enable her her take quite a bit of the in-and-out with very little risk of her getting loose.
collegerower
Well-Known Member
While I don't like the writing on the back, I can understand why some people do. That's why I think it should be an option instead of default. Maybe Rick could do it before he ships them out. Of course Rick would do this in his spare time