I think one of the most contradictorily(sp) fucked up things that could happen to a Zap happened here recently.
A while back, I ended up acquiring a Zap from a fellow member here and it ultimately made its way to one of my good buddies (who of course LOVED it and finally kicked combustion)
Of course his other half didnt approve of it (once she Googled it and found its REAL purpose) but she let it slide nonetheless. Well, long story short, (too late) she is 8.99 months pregnant and ready to deliver any day now. With this comes her 'nesting' phase where she goes on a huge cleaning rampage and starts gathering stuff to donate to their local charity. (You can see where I am going with this correct?)
Yup, the Zap was one of those 'donations' along with the bookshelf of previously read books. Of course her response was 'Well, you never use it'. OF COURSE NOT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! (Yeah, he was less than pleased)
Heres the kicker - The charity of choice that is recieving this beautiful aromatherapy device. CHKD.
Id like to be a fly on the wall for that one. (And a strong enough fly to be able to get his darned unit back!)
FHL... Seriously... LOL