5 Word Story

[DDave]

A large bag of the...

 

[RUDE BOY]

delete.

 

[DDave]

A bag of 'delete' and....

 

[gaseous_clay]

A very, very rude boy.

 

[DDave]

A very, very rude boy.

Who said that he'd be...

 

[MinnBobber]

Who said that he'd be...

nice or he'd take his...

 

[DDave]

nice or he'd take his...

Genie bottle back to the...

 

[RUDE BOY]

Vape station and new HI...

 

[DDave]

Vape station and new HI...

Then vaping madman style he....

 

[RUDE BOY]

Stuffed "Just One More" stem...

 

[DDave]

When the doorbell rang unexpectedly...

 

[1DMF]

it was the dopeman with...

 

[ragnorak71]

'Have you found Jesus Christ?'

 

[1DMF]

Why, did you lose him?

 

[DDave]

Wait, I see him over there....

 

[ragnorak71]

God no, it's Tony Blair!

 

[DDave]

and what's that in his....

 

[gaseous_clay]

bowl? Well it's green with...

 

[DDave]

what looks like honey on...

 

[MinnBobber]

all those tight buds but.....

 

[DDave]

just like any story, this...

 

[gaseous_clay]

will go downhill very fast.

 

[DDave]

So pack it up carefully...

 

[gaseous_clay]

because haste makes waste! Get...

 

[ragnorak71]

baked, horny, itchy, sweaty, and...