5 Word Story

[Philreal187]

Don't forget a towel, or..

 

[ragnorak71]

you may get unbearably moist

 

[DDave]

So don't forget to pack....

 

[gaseous_clay]

into a clown suit. Pubic...


(edit... guess I missed a couple responses, but I'll leave it be as it makes it even weirder)

 

[DDave]

Area covered with a waffle...

 

[gaseous_clay]

shaped pancake (with maple syrup)...

 

[DDave]

So after breakfast, dude be...

 

[gaseous_clay]

counting the dots in the...

 

[DDave]

Ceiling, he sat up and..

 

[gaseous_clay]

leaned slightly, farting quite loudly.