‘BIGFOOT’ DNA SEQUENCED IN GENETICS STUDY!

[Tweek]

Looks like that one has a secondary leak out the side.

Edit: And for the record, when I am in Mexico, I am always sure to ask for extra ball hair in my beer.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Ball hair, the piece of lime for the new millennium.

Get it in ta ya!!!

 

[ShipDit]

People who claim to know jackrabbits will tell you they are primarily motivated by Fear, Stupidity, and Craziness. But I have spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull lives; they are bored with their daily routines: eat, fuck, sleep, hop around a bush now and then… No wonder some of them drift over the line into cheap thrills once in a while; there has to be a powerful adrenalin rush in crouching by the side of a road, waiting for the next set of headlights to come along, then streaking out of the bushes with split-second timing and making it across to the other side just inches in front of the speeding front tires.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Go Gary go!

ba-dunk!!! oh Oh Fuck gary Noooooooooooooooo!

Gary- a jack rabbits story of a life cut short by cheap thrills

 

[Frederick McGuire]

gary Noooooooooooooooo!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

lolz- thats sum subliminal shit right there fred!

Fuck I knew I was channelling something.

we often say 'no gary no' at our house

 

[Tweek]

So about that Samsquanch....

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Ok here it folks. The true origin of Samsquanch!

 

[ShipDit]

Wasn't trying to de-rail the thread,just putting forth the idea that Bigfoots,(Bigfeet?) could be disguising themselves as jackrabbits.
Or maybe it's like 30 rabbits got together,bought a costume and pose for blurry,out of focus video/photos. This has happened before,in my state. A group of shit-eating puss-ridden 'possums got together and bought a cheap suit and somehow ended up being the Governor of our state.
These animals hate our way of life and will do anything to destroy us. It's been that way ever since the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower in the late 1930's.

 

[Tweek]

I think big foot is a giant ham that escaped the Mayflower.

Edit: By the way...do they pronounce Bigfoot in Jersey as BigFawt?

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Sounds like them fucken Murkens that Dubya was in charge of-

Dont even get me started on them tourists!

@ Tweek- I got ya big fawt right here! (insert crotchgrab emoticon)

 

[Frederick McGuire]

Bigfoots,(Bigfeet?)

Bigfoot is its own plural.
Like sheep, or fish.
Useless grammatical knowledge FTW

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

What about multiple Elvis's? Like at the festival in parkes nsw?

Elvii?

 

[Frederick McGuire]

Only if you strap 8 of them together to make an octopelvii

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

whoah, whoah, whoah.

you talking 8 pelvis'? or 8 elvis'?
Cuz, one involves 8 thrusting nether regions & the other involves 8 thrusting balding middle aged losers wearing more polyester than should be legal.

Im sure you can see my confusion.

Which is it Professor? Octopelvii or Octoelvii?

Whose touching ya gramma now? I hope ya grand-dad dont mind?
EDIT- I forgot the smilies

 

[mvapes]

What if bigfoot IS Elvis - I believe his hair grew out of control after experimenting with new mind altering drugs, once he realized the hideous creature he was becoming he took to the woods! The pelvic thrusts were an attempt to avoid incapacitating cases of blue balls!

 

[ShipDit]

Brother,I think the the truth is even weirder than THAT!

 

[mvapes]

I know what your thinking bro - is it possible - could he in fact be a wookie? My heavens - a wookie with blue balls, you know how that story goes! Hence my limp - but that's a whole other story.

 

[ShipDit]

Yeah,raped by a Wookie,been there myself. The Goddamn things are running wild now that Disney owns Star Wars. Thank heaven the one that got me was hung like a Barbi doll. On the other hand he was a great kisser...

 

[mvapes]

I live near disney world - happiest place on earth my ass! I believe the only reason those fuckers paid off George Lucas is to try and hide the ever growing wookie population in the midwest - George Lucas fucked 1 wookie and look what we get - fuckers free loading off us hard working drug abusing americans! I also heard a rumor that it was a wookie fart that created the land slide in California - keep those fuckers away from Taco Bell - for fuck sake, there are innocent women and children in those woods.

It kills me knowing they had their way with you ship - did that bastard at least offer a massage after he tossed your salad?

 

[Tweek]

Woah, woah, woah...Bigfoot tosses salads?

 

[mvapes]

Woah, woah, woah...Bigfoot tosses salads?

That's only the beginning tweek!

 

[ShipDit]

To be fair it was only one Wookie,and I was dressed like a whore that day,so I guess I was asking for it.

 

[Tweek]

 

[ShipDit]

^^^^^^