@dorkus_molorkus I know you have a special place in your heart for the dirty little finger sniffer.
Someone needs to do a parody of him. Like, someone that could act like Enrico and a person who can do a girly scream.... MMM can you think of two people stupid enough to get in costume and do such...
I am somewhat confused at this picture @mvapes, are you growing an upside down ear on your thigh and needing a good ol hedge trimming OR are you holding the camera upside-down ?
Don't worry about manstrating and wearing a maxipad or pissing your pants.
*hands up those who have given birth #sneeze #jump #vom #brokedvent
But Oi, no snap chatting those fart, put those blowers up on youtube for everyone to enjoy :)
Get well buddy
Fuck I hate food that just won't cook itself. Then when it's cooked it wants you to clean its mess up. It's got a fucking time limit on it,has to be treated an certain way and we need it. It doesn't need us. This is a one way relationship.
If you like it too much or too little it causes you...
@Melting Pot you can check yourself out of hospital and don't have to have surgery.
Did you pick up a telephone at any point to make medical appointments ?
Why do you be negative to the professionals who you are seeking their assistance. I'm sure the so called scumbags you are bad mouthing will...
RE: my last post. I don't even remember writing that. Lol. I wake up to notifications of my posts being liked. But I am suspicious that the timed out solo, pill sheets and total dribbling cotton mouth which I think was pooped in while I was 'away' actually has something to do with my honestly at...
@Enchantre if you need some cheering up just think about how lame some of us can be. For example: Dorkus 420 party, a grown man dressed in a onesie and laughing hysterically at himself, I am proud to have rocked my wonderwoman outfit, but I've never seen a more well fed version of a ww.
I've...
He tells no lies, that pinniata went him first. But rest assured it got its guts spilled fast.
Yesterday our day started at 8am with the breakfast of champions then ended this morning at about 10am with the breakfast of champions (or hobos that hasn't yet vacated) Everything between those egg...
Just back now from an afternoon at the dork pad, much artsy goings on ! The decorations are set, food sorted, whippets allocated, prize and penalty cards tallied, party games done.
Tomorrow's plan is to sort costumes and finalise food, charge all devices ready for 8am start of the day, the...