The 3rd Annual Dorkus Molorkus 420/421 party!

[dorkus_molorkus]

Sup fans and air conditioners?

Its that time of year again, this year ima going large!
Now bearing in mind that 420 in oz is the day before for most of you. Im having a party on the 20th (19th in nthn mexico) and then ima getting up the next day and partying again here online for yr 420 with my FC pals.

My party will be a very small gathering of peoples doing fucking awesome shit!
I have many, many whippets, several ounces of weed, some party games, a shitload of food and a bathtub full of beer.

Im putting my fro on, slipping into my wifes panties and getting weird.
I plan to upload pics and updates thruout the day.
*provided I dont get too baked

check out the itinerary-


8am- The 420 Breakfast of Champions.
A medley of hash browns, mushrooms, bacon & pancakes.
Featuring a mixed berry & maple syrup compote.
All washed down with lashings of champagne, coffee, orange juice & tasty vapor hits.


10am- The opening ceremony.Where we welcome the degenerate retards that have nothing else better to do on Easter Sunday


1030am- The 420 Special Olympics

Pass the Parcel.Be on the spot when the music stops.
Every child wins a prize, and fun activities along the way.


Pin the Herpes on the Orangutan
Throw darts to give our pet Orangutan ‘Stu’ herpes.
The real winner here is karma for knowing some dirty redhead finally has the disgusting social disease he deserves.


1230- Luncheon.
Be transported to the middle east with Turkish Pide, sticky lamb, hommus and tabouleh.
All served with a domestic ale & a generous side of shut the fuck up and eat it.


1pm- The Midday Movie.
“Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.”
A documentary set in the 1970’s depicting the pitfalls of taking a truckload of acid.
Starring Johnny Depp & his lawyer



330pm- The 420 Special Olympics cont

Final Event
Attack of the giant fucking Pinata!
It’s a fight to the death where its him or you.
Choose your weapon, take a massive hit & spin round 3 times.
Destiny awaits you.
Are you brave enough to take his guts home in a lolly bag?



***
The FINE print-***The day is about having a good time, and feeling comfortable with no pressure.However participation in events and activities is mandatory.
If an activity card or penalty is declined, a $5 fine applies to help offset the days cost.

IOU’s will be accepted.
(we know where you live)





Anyhoo folks, feel free to stop by and say 'High'

I plan on unveiling some super awesome weird science vapor goodness that WILL blow minds and twist knickers.


here are some highlights from last year.

party games

 

[Caligula]

There must be some mistake. I didn't get my invitation...

 

[Stu]

You can't give Stu herpes, silly. Like Chickenpox, you can't get it twice. I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere. Sorry to ruin your happy-fun time game.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Anyhoo folks, feel free to stop by and say 'High'

There must be some mistake. I didn't get my invitation...

Sorry Cal, I didnt realise you were wearing a towel. Thats what happened here right??

@Stu - I was always such a big fan of your work. Then I spoke to you.
It must have been awesome working with Clint Eastwood. Although after watching you both on the big screen, I think it was a good idea to shave one of you for the film. Otherwise I wouldnt have known who the fuck was who? The acting was remarkably similar.

I suppose you had a romance with him too??

Like that lollypop sucking Telly Savalas?

I bet you sucked his lollypop too didnt ya?
and thats the story of how @Stu got herpes the 1st time.

bwhahahahaha!

 

[FlyingLow]

subbed!

 

[Campers Crumpet]

My thoughts on the third annual 4:20 rockin down under

 

[stickstones]

This chick will be escorting me.

 

[Caligula]

PeeWee Herman got a sex change?

 

[momofthegoons]

Ohhhhh.... the countdown is on...

 

[Campers Crumpet]

Just back now from an afternoon at the dork pad, much artsy goings on ! The decorations are set, food sorted, whippets allocated, prize and penalty cards tallied, party games done.
Tomorrow's plan is to sort costumes and finalise food, charge all devices ready for 8am start of the day, the opening ceremony being the breakfast of champions.
I'm immensely looking forward to the day and particularly havering time with mrs dork and Drinkies.
2 sleeps till ...

 

[Campers Crumpet]

ALERT: I've just been out and about and hear that Wonderwoman is about town.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

there is a rumble in the jungle.

its nearly on like donkey kong!!!


Its here! HAPPY 420! FROM OZ!

the breakfast of champions is about to hit the pan. Guests are only an hour away.


So much to do..............................................

 

[KidFated.]

I forgot i was making qweso and drank that everclear.. Fuck.. I guess ill just vape flower..

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

DORKUS CHANNELLING NIGEL



pass the parcel about to start soon!!!

 

[t-dub]

DORKUS CHANNELLING NIGEL

Awesome moves my man . . . Makes me say "HeyYea!!!"

 

[momofthegoons]

Dorky,

Lwien and I were on our way over, but we got sidetracked....

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Man o man. what a day, I can finally lift my head and open my eyes!

There is a rogue elephant that has magically pooped in my mouth with invisible poop & managed to kick me in the head several times before disappearing before I woke up.

The highlight of the day was the pinata.

that fucker picked the wrong dude to fuck with.
Here I was just minding my own business when this giant fucking pinata jumped me.

that dude was covered in ink man, he was a tough hombre.
thank God i was out and about with my lucky pipe. I was a little drunk and hopped up on some gas, but that dude had it coming.

I crack that fucker twice with my pipe, but the cocksucker just kept on coming.
The confrontation was ended by me with a viscous flying headbutt that cracked him open like an egg.
There was brains and guts everywhere.
That fucker will think twice before he says 'hey buddy happy easter' to me again.

Ladies- in case you were wondering. no crotch stuffing here, its all Dorkus.
Not like Stu and the cushion offa his couch.

 

[Campers Crumpet]

He tells no lies, that pinniata went him first. But rest assured it got its guts spilled fast.
Yesterday our day started at 8am with the breakfast of champions then ended this morning at about 10am with the breakfast of champions (or hobos that hasn't yet vacated) Everything between those egg meals is a blur.
But I witnessed a phenomena of "owww" "ahhhh" and "lovely" when people were being served at the vapor bar and indulging in Dorkuss special mix. Yes if was very tasty.
I saw various wigs go in various body parts for photos, I saw muff eating, we had a moment of respect for those comrades who are not as lucky as us with MMJ, I experienced 'wonder weed', we feasted on food, Easter eggs and friendship.

Happy 420, enjoy x

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Then shit got a little weird.....................

Mrs Dorkus assured me that I had drawn @Stu extra well hung & I shouldnt flatter him so.
(stu- can you shed any light on how she knows this?)

(This how I eat Mrs Dorkus's muff.)



Anyhoo, a fantastic day was had by all.

@MG23
I was routing the whippet gas instead of the pump on the herbalaire and we were having very, very tasty vapor/nitrous hits. Either straight from whip or we filled bags using the pressure from the gas to fill the bags.

Just squeeze the nitrous nozzle & thick tasty mind bending vapor ushered forth out of the herbalaire amazingly easy.
I powered the party for the whole day and it was TOTALLY AWESOME!!

Here Ive been wasting my whole life sucking oxygen like a chump when I could have been inhaling a nitrous/ vapor combo?

Vapor is nice. Whippetts are nice too.

Vapor & whippets gas combo is like when two 20yr old chicks shave each others legs & have a pillow fight at the same time!!
FUCKING AWESOME!


many thanks to my dear friend Annie Frigate. who totally scared the shit outta me when she came dressed as my scary, nosy busy body old bag that lives across the street from me.

To my very dear friend @Campers Crumpet, thank you so much for all yr help. it was a hoot.
Next year is at your house.

To my dear wife Mrs Dorkus, your constant and consistent support of me has been the greatest inspiration of my life. Your encouragement for me to be me and to embrace it has been the defining event of my life.

I am so very grateful for you allowing me to discover ' the green miracle' for myself & to share it with others. You do this even tho you dont partake yourself, but you were open minded enough to become a believer.

@everyone else, I hope you all had a great 420 and I look forward to next years shenannigans with great anticipation.

 

[Stu]

Mrs Dorkus assured me that I had drawn @Stu extra well hung & I shouldnt flatter him so.
(stu- can you shed any light on how she knows this?)

I guess her memory is better than yours. You were indeed being quite generous and for that I thank you.

She looks great covered in blood btw. Most women don't pull off the bloody look very well, but she pulls it all together quite nicely. Looks like she just refereed a knife fight or wiped your bum.

Please give her my warmest regards.

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

First off,sorry to miss all that!
Looks like a lot of fun was had,the commute would have been a bit far sadly.

Few questions arise though,mainly about the dogs...
(Found a nice drawing of you btw :

)

I have many, many whippets

Vapor is nice. Whippetts are nice too.

whippet gas

Vapor & whippets gas combo

So i'm guessing this is something new i missed,similar to the cat thing right?

I can see how you'd need quite a few of them...

Although it can seem dogs fart a lot,they also spend quite some time not farting actually and timing would be an issue perhaps?
Maybe in anticipation of an event change the diet to include some beans etc.?
And if there are not enough whippets available might cowboys be a viable alternative?

Interesting stuff indeed,i'll follow this closely!

 

[Caligula]

I see @Stu is circumcised.

 

[SD_haze]

I seriously need to step up my 4/20-party game !!
This thread is giving me some great inspiration for 2015...

 

[lwien]

OMYFUCKING GOD !! WonderWoman is about to shoot herself in the head and all you sick fucks can do is pose for the camera? WTF??!?!? (If she offs herself, I got dibs on her invisible plane)



And Mom, this pic of you and me:

needs some further explanation. For anyone that may be interested, see that dildo I'm holding in my right hand? Well, I was over at Moms house while we were changing into these costumes and when she wasn't looking, I stole it from her shoe rack that wasn't exactly holding shoes. A real collector she is.......:

 

[Campers Crumpet]

Can one buy that complete door hanging kit ?