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Now that is some cute fucking shit man! Carry on fucker!

A-fucking man! Loathsome fucking tease.

Oh, hey Bob. Good fucking morning!

Who the fuck is Bob?

Fuck that bitch at Tiffany's who followed me around the store like I'm a common criminal. You no-count, low rent, stereo-typing cunt! Jokes on you, flabby tit bitch. I am the most UNCOMMON criminal your triffling ass will never meet. Looking at me like your shit don't stink and having the...

Oh, we stopped fucking each other years ago. That is why I dropped her ass. I still like to get my freak on!

So my ex and I do this "let's be friends.." thing which essentially means, please take my no driving ass to Trader Joe's. See, TJ's has really good munchie food, like cashews and snickerdoodles, real cheap and umm healthy. Except for thier bread, seriously, that shit is so heavy you could cause...

I'm sorry, I meant no disrespect. Honestly I meant I couldn't smell my flowers. My attention span is about as long as a bee's dick so I really had forgotten about my order and this being so utterly and completely vaped didn't like. Vapede posting=drunk dialing? I would soo effing marry him for...

So I'm sitting in my apartment completely fucked up and my nosy neighbor calls and she all like, "Girl, you gotta a package! Go getcher package!" But seriously, I am just too stoned so I call Seth, the local (by local I mean 40 unit elderly and (mentally)disabled) dogooder. He snatches it for me...

Well the MFLB gave me a wide on!

I got the puurple onez! Holla! Thanks for real!

Thanks Rude, I appreciate the info, I am hoping it will cost even less in November! For the record in case you were wondering, of course you are, I ususally use contractions but someone moved that apostrophe from my keyboard! True story, I really do be edumacated, medicated and a lttle daft!

So this and perhaps a Smoke Buddy would be good?

Is there smell? I mean is it noticable as flower smell? I was seriously looking at the Ascent becuse it is so sexy lkoking but seriously if I can get baked on this for a hundred less, well, my momma didn't raise no idiot!

You can purchase a penis.

Thanks Dreamer, please swing a chicken, do the hokey-pokey, slap yer grammma or whatever brings you luck. I'd sure appreciate it and will step up and do the same for you should the need arise!

I really want the inh but in chat ppl mentioned the mflb which I ignored when joing FC. I can be uppity like that. But then started thinking, hmmm, Here I am broke as the 10 commandments, i really was out of order. I want to get enhanced and should put my pennies towards the gardner. So, I...

You have nice hands! I have noticec that on a few videos, these men with clean nails and nice cuticles.

No worries, I have trouble understanding what I mean most times too. I was referring to the caps for the capsules. I thought people were saying they came from packing materials in a tv, kind of a 'found thing'. Like am looking to buy a vibrator. It comes with all the parts to make it enjoyable...

Well fuck! Now I gotta buy a tv too for accessories? Such an expenzsive pleasure but hey, whatchagonnado huh?