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Fuck Linda Tripp for being a shitty assed friend to Monica Lewinsky. I love me some Hilary, that bitch is smart but seriously, when the prez asks you to suck his dick, drop and suck! He is the prez for fuck's sake! I mean it aint like he was asking you to swallow, girl. Seriously Hilary,I got...

Calico/torties are such sluts! I had a calico named Sadie and a tortie named Splash. Natural tramps but beatiful felines!

You wait until I get my Extreme Q ! Can I watch you Solo?

MFLB'd, bow-chica-wa-wa!

Hey, go fucking vape! TIA.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

I want to lick that box!

free.99 + tax!

d Umm, can I call dibs on the Solo? TIA and Fuck You very much.

ooh spanking, I am so down with a good spanking!

Fuck Ambien CR! Lying cocksucker. Made me beleive I would get a goodnight's sleep only to be woken up, from drug-induced sleepwalking in the 24 hr CVS wearing my hot pink favorite panties and yellow t-shirt. You suck donkey dicks.

Because for every action there is an oppsite and equal reaction. Coming up on fifty years for the March on Washington, THANK YOU, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for having a dream, the tenacity to pursue your dream and the willingness to die for that dream.

Shit! I am so fucked upped it took me for-fucking-eveh to type this!

oh, and fuck my damn mother! She called me and she's all like, "do you want a George Foreman grill? They're on sale at Foley's for forty bucks." I'm all excited and say, "Yeah mom, thanks!" So I stalk the poor mailman and today I recieved her 16 year old ass George Foreman grill. Bitch.

Fuck those express self check out ailes at Stop and Shop. First they broadcast all your groceries to everybody in the fucking store; "Place your extra large zucchini on the belt." All done in one syllables. Yes, motherfucker, I AM going to do exactly what you are thinking with zucchini. Then the...

Fuck dude, that baby js gonna me nughtmares. for real.

My country tis of thee hath stole my dignity of thee I sing Land where my friends have died land where the truth has lied from every mother's eye runs tears of grief

Of Fuck! This picture made me so wet!

What the fuck is wrong with people? This woman in my complex comes to me for advice, trust me, that was her first mistake. See, turns out the housing authority is trying to evict her because she has not paid her rent since October. Yes, October, and she came to me to see what rights she has...