Search results

Thank glob for weed. I had a bit of an accident. Needed a plate in my face & they had to reposition my cheek, as it was out of place. That's all surgically repaired now & swelling gone down to a point where I look mostly humanoid. Still have a shoulder that hurts to move the arm at all...

When I'm alone, sometimes when a good fart builds up I go all in & shake my ass when I let it go.

So... didn't know quite where to put this. Random Thoughts seems right! My favorite cookie store (I'm in NYC) sent out this email. (FYI, the last line written by me is gross as hell. You have been warned.) "The parade might be cancelled this year, and the tone in our country may be somber...

Fucking appreciated, you fuckcombustion fucking motherfucker!

Fuck you, closed threads... unless you're open again. Fuck you, inconsistency!

So basically I have to do nothing other than come back here where I come all too infrequently (hey look, they changed things sometime in the last couple months!) Cool.

Why do we always assume it is a decent into madness? Sometimes it can be an ascent.

This past weekend I actually went back to bed so I could socialize with the imaginary dream people in my head.

Over the weekend I ventured out in NYC and noticed some of the behavior of a few street people. Two guys outside the liquor store that would normally be asking for change were in a deep conversation. It was like the few people around didn't exist. They were discussing things like where they...

Remember: We are in a public health crisis. Change your bong water regularly.

Working from home, day 2. I just hugged by yoga block.

Just had a thought that I need to use on the right person. When having a fart ready to go, say: "I have a little song I would like to play for you."

The Symbiartic Chandelier? It's an original, from the limited release Christmas sale a few years back. It's cool, but I rarely use it. I find it best for dabs, but I typically vape flower & when I use concentrates I typically grab a recycler. (I've actually been thinking about listing it for...

Took me a re-read, but on first try I thought the random stranger was lecturing you on how you should follow his lead & spend the money on drugs/alcohol rather than giving it away to the homeless.

For a little project I am working on I need the legs for a specific kind of Ikea table (to make my same style table taller, with the taller legs on the other table.) I do not need the table top. I had the deliciously evil thought of going to buy the table from someone. Disassembling. Telling...

Valentines Day card idea for the gay astrologist: Uranus is the center of MY universe!

If I were to give advice to myself, I would tell me I need to get laid. But I know myself too well, and would just tell me to fuck off & bust out laughing.

Ever seen a commercial and thought "How stupid. Who the fuck are the idiots who would like this?" Then you're at a friend's place & that commercial comes on, and the friend and friend's whole family get excited about it & love it. And you're just glad you didn't say anything about how you...

Now I want dolphin kebabs.

Everybody misreading everything. What are you all... high?