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Rite Innovations Mixturus
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2tiki
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What if that toothpick was also a spoon and a straw and allowed you to transcend the eating experience while elevating the mood in your mouth?
Yep, we've been taking orders since mid Feb!So how’s this coming been a while y’all still workin hard or hardly workin?
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Oh oh, so we can only use very specific batteries specially matched to this device, there are too many 18650 batteries out there that might provide a wrong voltage.
So, guys, tell me: is this more marketing drivel to sell your stash of batteries or do you really not understand that voltage is not the problem with 18650 batteries?
So, what are the temperatures? The temperatures range from 1.8V to 3.7V. Please, make this stop.
It's practically impossible to manufacture a glass chamber? That's certainly somewhat surprising.
Let's see what other little gems of wisdom the video might contain.
So, guys, tell me: is this more marketing drivel to sell your stash of batteries or do you really not understand that voltage is not the problem with 18650 batteries?
So, what are the temperatures? The temperatures range from 1.8V to 3.7V. Please, make this stop.
It's practically impossible to manufacture a glass chamber? That's certainly somewhat surprising.
Let's see what other little gems of wisdom the video might contain.
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Hate huh? Hard not to be a hater then. Thank you for being honest, Dave.
BushRanger
Hit It & Quit It
This thread feels like a parody lol.
Cherry on top would be some cheap plastic fumes in air path...
Cherry on top would be some cheap plastic fumes in air path...
Avifauna Avalanche
Member
Oh, but the cherry is very much already on top.
Over in r/vaporents, a u/KingNAB3 is running amok like a loose gremlin. In his desperation, he is commenting on every beginner "Which vape should I buy??!" threads, pretending to be his own happy customer, writing up false recommendations for his own unmarketable product. He has now resorted to telling individual Redditors to buy his product under false pretenses (obviously still not remotely providing any qualitative information about the "thing" he is trying to sell, just more marketing babble.)
Feel free to give him your thoughts on this (and reports to the r/vaporents mods). This would be much more comical if there wasn't actual danger of a beginner being tricked into giving him $400.
He is using the same username to both promote his product as the owner, AND as a fake customer. If his DHV manufacturing abilities match his marketing skills, I have my doubts the thing would even turn on?
I've been a long-time lurker, both here and r/vaporents, but this was too good to share to NOT make an account.
Over in r/vaporents, a u/KingNAB3 is running amok like a loose gremlin. In his desperation, he is commenting on every beginner "Which vape should I buy??!" threads, pretending to be his own happy customer, writing up false recommendations for his own unmarketable product. He has now resorted to telling individual Redditors to buy his product under false pretenses (obviously still not remotely providing any qualitative information about the "thing" he is trying to sell, just more marketing babble.)
Feel free to give him your thoughts on this (and reports to the r/vaporents mods). This would be much more comical if there wasn't actual danger of a beginner being tricked into giving him $400.
He is using the same username to both promote his product as the owner, AND as a fake customer. If his DHV manufacturing abilities match his marketing skills, I have my doubts the thing would even turn on?
I've been a long-time lurker, both here and r/vaporents, but this was too good to share to NOT make an account.
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Agent_KushmanX
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Lee from TableTop Bong just put out a review.
2tiki
Well-Known Member
Take note other vape makers. If you need an "influencer" to review your product by mostly repeating your ad copy, Table Top Bong is the one for you!
He mentions the "intentionality". Because, I suppose every other vape is for people who have no intention when in use.
He says it's for those with "intention" because it's slow to heat up. Slow to heat up is a feature according to TTB.
I'll remember not to factor in TTB's videos when considering future purchases.
He mentions the "intentionality". Because, I suppose every other vape is for people who have no intention when in use.
He says it's for those with "intention" because it's slow to heat up. Slow to heat up is a feature according to TTB.
I'll remember not to factor in TTB's videos when considering future purchases.
RustyOldNail
SEARCH for the treasure...
I can’t watch his reviews, learned that after trying to get through a few….
stonedBBer
Well-Known Member
Hope people remember this shit
zeebudz
Well-Known Member
I usually like Lee's videos, well done device overviews and excellent vape optimizing tips. Always aware, however, that he never seriously criticizes any vapes he reviews.
But this one was filled with so much meaningless verbiage (especially while he waited the 2 minutes for the herb chamber to heat) it was hard to listen to.
The product does have some clever engineering nonetheless.
borbjorbis
Well-Known Member
On the website's About page:
"The call of the Mixturus is a siren song to the seekers, the dreamers, and the creators. It whispers of untold stories, of shared moments and solo journeys."
Gosh... I guess GPT still doesn't understand basic metaphors. Hallelujah. Actually, "siren song" is a somewhat apt metaphor to describe bullshit marketing verbiage, so maybe these guys are actually meta geniuses.
Then again, I can't think of anything more nauseating and unalluring than pretentious copy, so maybe not after all. Either way this ship's bound to wreck.
"The call of the Mixturus is a siren song to the seekers, the dreamers, and the creators. It whispers of untold stories, of shared moments and solo journeys."
Gosh... I guess GPT still doesn't understand basic metaphors. Hallelujah. Actually, "siren song" is a somewhat apt metaphor to describe bullshit marketing verbiage, so maybe these guys are actually meta geniuses.
Then again, I can't think of anything more nauseating and unalluring than pretentious copy, so maybe not after all. Either way this ship's bound to wreck.
eyevape
👀
OMG
Thanks a lot, this is too funny in its patheticness. I just went over to Reddit to see for myself, and holy fucks… you didn’t promise too much. What a shit show.
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zeebudz
Well-Known Member
Yeah, leave that juggler alone!
seedy53
Well-Known Member
could not find that MIX vape thread on reddit, can you point me to that thread, plse?OMG
earlier statement-edit : "why do fc members go for the
i meant "jugular not juggler"
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Avifauna Avalanche
Member
It’s not a singular thread, with his comments scattered among a bunch of threads where he is dropping recommendations, phrased as if he is his own fake customer.
He seems to have made his profile unsearchable (I wonder why!), but you can find him at the bottom of this thread and view his comment history:
It appears the mods are starting to delete his self-ads, so these may not last long.
@Avifauna Avalanche @eyevape @2tiki
First off, I have never once acted like I wasn't a member of Rite Innovations. Look at my profile and posts both here and Reddit. I have continuously stated that I am a part of the team and biased.
Secondly, my profile hasn't been hidden at all or "unsearchable". I don't even know how to do that, or care to, so you're welcome to hop off.
Lastly, Lee is not receiving a dime from our company, he wouldn't even take an affiliate link to get kickbacks from sales. Please stop the hate on Lee as he is a genuinely good person. Hate on me and our company all you want, but Lee doesn't deserve any of your shit.
First off, I have never once acted like I wasn't a member of Rite Innovations. Look at my profile and posts both here and Reddit. I have continuously stated that I am a part of the team and biased.
Secondly, my profile hasn't been hidden at all or "unsearchable". I don't even know how to do that, or care to, so you're welcome to hop off.
Lastly, Lee is not receiving a dime from our company, he wouldn't even take an affiliate link to get kickbacks from sales. Please stop the hate on Lee as he is a genuinely good person. Hate on me and our company all you want, but Lee doesn't deserve any of your shit.
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bellona0544
Well-Known Member
I actually really appreciate this. Lee just seems like the kinda guy who genuinely can find the good in anything, and can make the world work for him most of the time. He has been accused of shilling in the past and has been defended like this before, and that consistency leads me to believe Lee is sincere in his reviews, even if he does often have on rose-colored glasses. Thank you for clearing this up.
