Oh, but the cherry is very much already on top.
Over in r/vaporents, a u/KingNAB3 is running amok like a loose gremlin. In his desperation, he is commenting on every beginner "Which vape should I buy??!" threads, pretending to be his own happy customer, writing up false recommendations for his own unmarketable product. He has now resorted to telling individual Redditors to buy his product under false pretenses (obviously still not remotely providing any qualitative information about the "thing" he is trying to sell, just more marketing babble.)
Feel free to give him your thoughts on this (and reports to the r/vaporents mods). This would be much more comical if there wasn't actual danger of a beginner being tricked into giving him $400.
He is using the same username to both promote his product as the owner, AND as a fake customer. If his DHV manufacturing abilities match his marketing skills, I have my doubts the thing would even turn on?
I've been a long-time lurker, both here and r/vaporents, but this was too good to share to NOT make an account.