Why can't I be this lucky?

[AgentofChaos]

Free Pot in San Jose

 

[stroh]

i would have fought through the crowd like a wildebeest, scooped up the precious nuggets and lifted them upon upturned palms while letting out a whoop/incoherent babble probably something like this, before running as fast as humanly possible towards the sunset

 

[djonkoman]

reminds me of an article in the news a few days ago, here in the netherlands on the freeway a box with money fell somehow out of a moneytransportvan, the next auto drove over it and there was money everywhere and people started collecting it

 

[BigDaddyVapor]

i would have fought through the crowd like a wildebeest, scooped up the precious nuggets and lifted them upon upturned palms while letting out a whoop/incoherent babble probably something like this, before running as fast as humanly possible towards the sunset

Me? Personally, I would have thrown as many bags humanly possible into my trunk, then leisurely drove away.