Sometimes I pause to mindlessly philosophize on things. Things like "Hey this spray rubber in a can I bought is mighty neato!" I love things that come in cans, especially spray cans. What do you like that comes in a can? Here are some of mine. First person to post a can o 'tane wins a slow clap. I will never forget when Ron Popeil put hair in a can. I mean really? But people bought that shit! That guy, for me, embodied the American dream. He was the ultimate salesman. Next, who can forget cheese in a can! I admit to eating it like this as a kid. No wonder I wound up with an auto-immune disease . . . Annnnnd . . . the ultimate food group, would only be better if the can was pressurized . . .