I like to make up little ditties every now and then...mostly for the amusement of my wife. So i thought, why not here? So go ahead....wow me with your own songs...they can be serious, and funny or weird...I don't care. Crappy Tea Bag Yesterday I saw the tea cup fall and CRASH our love down the garburator So I said to myself Seymour you naughty foooool... lets take a prance perhaps make a little dance... to the liquor stoooore! And. Drink. Our Night...awaaaaay! I call this one "Roast Bird" Who taught you how to cook, my love? Let me wring their neck my love! For who cooks a chicken in such a horrid way? Poor birds soul gone to hell! Straight to hell! Thanks to mushroooom soup. Tomorrow Tomorrow. Tomorrow. There's always, tomorrow. Unless you die.