Funniest posts of FC

[duff]

Don't know if there's a thread for this but how about just funny freaking posts.
There's definitely an art to funny posts and we should celebrate the craftspeople that take the time to get it right.

A bit different than the Out of Context thread but feel free to put it where you want it @Stu.
They don't have to be dirty but I won't disparage.

Entire posts only please.

would it be ok to use margerine to lube up your wood or is butter the lubricant of choice? Asking for a friend