Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

satyrday

Well-Known Member

• Jun 16, 2013

• #1,226

I enjoy a big nose on a broad. I enjoy just about any broad as long as she's enjoyable.

 

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Tweek

Well-Known Member

• Jun 16, 2013

• #1,227

Problem with a gal like that...she can always sniff out a lie.

 

satyrday

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• Jun 16, 2013

• #1,228

She can sniff out yesterday's supper.

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 16, 2013

• #1,229

"Hey baby, I bet you can do some pretty kinky things with that schnauz"

 

satyrday

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• Jun 16, 2013

• #1,230

Ship just pulled up - everything's cool...

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 16, 2013

• #1,231

Brother.

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,232

 

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PierceLaw

Member

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,233

 

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Tweek

Well-Known Member

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,234

Just give in to the nonsense Pierce...let the retardedness wash over you.

 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!

Accessory Maker

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,235

I'm here....everybody relax, Parkinson's is back in the building!

 

RUDE BOY

Space is the Place

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,236

Its a beautiful day in paradise .
Shaved off the beard now I just gotta ask . Where the fuck did my chin go ?
Now I feel naked .
At least my Volta is in the postmans hand and out for delivery .

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,237

RUDE BOY said:

Its a beautiful day in paradise .
Shaved off the beard now I just gotta ask . Where the fuck did my chin go ?
Now I feel naked .
At least my Volta is in the postmans hand and out for delivery .

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I ask myself the same question about my penor, every morning.

 

RUDE BOY

Space is the Place

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,238

Tweek said:

I ask myself the same question about my penor, every morning.

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If you have the wife shave you , you might find it .

 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,239

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,240

RUDE BOY said:

If you have the wife shave you , you might find it .

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Then it takes away the surprise. It's like mushroom hunting in the forest.

 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!

Accessory Maker

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,241

^^^LMAO^^^

OMG - your gonna make me puke from laughing so hard!







And I've let my wife shave me - she cut my nifkin and accidentally poked my nut with a blade!

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,242

 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,243

 

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Tweek

Well-Known Member

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,244

Poked your nut with a blade?

Nobody goes near my ballsack with a blade. Ever.

 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!

Accessory Maker

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,245

well, lets be honest - I beat her with a hose afterwards.

 

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Tweek

Well-Known Member

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,246

Is that what you call it? Mine is Chad.

 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!

Accessory Maker

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,247

Oh no -I meant the hose thing. I call mine beefcake!

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,248

My old trick was to take a date out for some street meat early on. I would watch carefully to see what she ordered. If she went for the hot dog, it was over. If she went for the Polish or more importantly, the Italian sausage, I knew I had gold.

 

Enchantre

Oil Painter

• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,249

Ah, morning *sips coffee*. Sunshine, fresh air, and perversion.

Glad to see you are all having a lovely day. Okay, it is afternoon here. I did not manage to extricate myself from bed until noon. Fucking Fibro. and... Fucking Hot flashes. Let's just gang up on me and completely prevent me from sleeping.

It's all good now... sure. We'll see what the day brings.

 

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Tweek

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• Jun 17, 2013

• #1,250