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Probation Officer, Male, from Oakland, CA
Unknown. Jul 2, 2013
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Really, I'm too modest to talk about myself, so here to tell you more about me is my editor, Sonny Ray Parker (who wishes to remain anonymous, so that's not his real name). Sonny says:
- Employment Avoidance Consultant
"The kid flunked English in high school, then bullshitted his way into a job with the Scrantonian Tribune as a cub reporter, highest he ever got. In the newspaper biz, that is. Kid was baked all the time. Covered a few city-council and school-board meetings and went ape shit or something, couldn't handle it. Threw all his notes in a river, and wound up drinking a lot of vodka and smoking a lot of hash in a van down by that same river.
"Saw his notebook floating by one day, so soggy he couldn't even wipe his own ass with it. So he figures the irony is enough for him to take one more crack at his writing career. And it's just been hell for me ever since."
Thank you, Sonny. I also do computer graphics, write music, make computer games - and give it all away for free. Why? Because I'd rather just focus on the art and it's all so much easier this way.