Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Richy]

Now you can crap like all the millionaires do.

On poor people?

I love how the Australian plug sockets have the same pin spacing as the British but upside down. The pins may be at different angles but I'd still feel like I was about to fall into the ceiling when I plugged something in.

So I'm guessing you won't be flinging as much poo on the thread now you've got that sweet throne room.

 

[Tweek]

If I ever become rich, the first thing I am going to do is hire a few poor people to poop on.

Everything in Oz is at different angles. Molorkus even has to make love to his woman in reverse.

 

[Vicki]

I'm going to be hanging out with my family and sister in law, going to see "Man of Steel." I probably won't be online a lot today, so......be good! Love you all!!

 

[t-dub]

going to see "Man of Steel."

Enjoy . . .

 

[Enchantre]

Wow, Molorkus, that is great!

Now I want an Aussie wc... I love that squared-oval (squoval) seat. Is that just a shower, then? you've gained all the space by putting in a lovely shower? That's often a great idea.

I'm still hurting kiddoes, but I'm here. I was up twice during the night to vape my brains out, and I'm vaped this morning. Wow, my friggin' feet are killing me. I think it might be because I've missed my usual massage, and things are getting out of hand in my nervous system.

I'm around today... working to very gently talk my hubby into letting me invest $1k in the Cloud...

 

[ShipDit]

So whats shakin' folks,did I miss anything new and interesting?
Or is still the same classy joint as always.

 

[Tweek]

Joint just got classier

 

[Tweek]

 

[ShipDit]

Classier? Does that mean no more poop? Because I've got a great pic. of Dorkas playing soccer.

 

[Stu]

Nice bathroom, Dorkus! It looks blumpkin worthy.

 

[Tweek]

Googling for poop is terrifying.

 

[ShipDit]

Not as bad as gargling for poop...

 

[Tweek]

She can poof in my face anytime.

 

[Pcpvapors]

Tweek, I must ask how you managed to survive mvapes taint...

 

[Tweek]

I've survived worse

 

[t-dub]

My dreams last night . . .

Now that my buttsecks beta test crew has had time to "digest" the raw data I can share . . .

 

[Tweek]

Excuse me t-dub, I need some alone time with your pork butt

 

[t-dub]

Its tender, delicious, smoky pork candy . . .

 

[ShipDit]

Why do I get the feeling that's not the first time you've used that line....

 

[Tweek]

Can't go wrong with a tender butt

 

[ShipDit]

Its tender, delicious, smoky pork candy . . .

You are going to have the most exquisite farts tonight...please send me one in a jar.

 

[Tweek]

He is going to dutch oven the missus tonight.

 

[t-dub]

Just remember guys, every time you belch you cheat your ass out of a good fart . . . I will have to look into a special "CVault" type of container for you ShipDit . . . this could be fun . . .

 

[Tweek]

lots of good meat in this thread

 

[ShipDit]

Just remember guys, every time you belch you cheat your ass out of a good fart . . . I will have to look into a special "CVault" type of container for you ShipDit . . . this could be fun . . .

If you could figure out how to contain and compress farts so when delivered they release all the lovely sound,power and stench upon opening you'll be a very rich man. Tell ya what,I'll front the development costs if you can fabricate the delivery system. I'm thinking if it could be made to look like some kind of Vape we could anonymously mail it to pakalolo. I think he'd appreciate the fact he's our only beta tester. Plus on the package we use dreamerrs place for the return address,because even he wouldn't ban a woman....would he? Anyway I'll get that check to ya so start the Fart Carts development immediately.