Zeus Celluar Vaporizer

[Vapetologist]

*sigh* Forgive me fellow Vaporists, but I must regret to inform you...

'Nutraceuticals' are now a thing. It claims it can vape 'medicines'. They claim its a phone, they claim its a vape, they claim it has apps.

There's so many jokes to be made here on principal alone. No offense Vaporcade, but you're kinda asking for it with a product like this.

No, no, no, no, no. Or... yes? I say no.

http://vaporcade.com/zeusmobile/

 

[BuzzDanklin]

Looking like a No to me as well. So is this supposed to replace our phone? or do they want us to carry two phones

 

[Hippie Dickie]

GPS would be handy for finding a dispensary ...

 

[Vapetologist]

Things I never want to say:

• "I broke my phone's whip"
• "There's wax all over my SIM card"
• "My vape just rebooted in mid-draw"
• "I just bricked my vape"
• "My phone has an umbilical cord. No. Seriously. "

 

[Slow Draw McGraw]

Things I never want to say:

• "I broke my phone's whip"
• "There's wax all over my SIM card"
• "My vape just rebooted in mid-draw"
• "I just bricked my vape"
• "My phone has an umbilical cord. No. Seriously. "

Don't forget, " I vaped the wrong number."

 

[fft]

This makes no sense to me. looked at the website. Says nothing about what the device is. I thought it was a joke then I looked at the team and there are some fairly heavy hitters from the mainstream backing this.

I do call BS on anyone trying to release a vape/phone combo. The phone part must be bs and this is really a vape that resembles a phone. ...or this is a promo for the next episode of Silicon Valley.

EDIT: Just found this:

John Cameron Announces the Launch of Zeus by Vaporcade™ -- the World's First Cellular Vaping Device

 

[natural farmer]

 

[mrweed]

the most important question... does the crafty app run on this phone?!