Alien attack. I've got 30+ years playing Space Invaders so bring 'em on.
Also why does the end always involved something horrible? Why is it never "BIG BREASTED STRIPPERS INVADE EARTH"?
I mean if it's all coming to an end might as well get a lap dance while the world burns.
Well it's official,the world has ended. But since nobody seemed to notice, scientists have re-scheduled it until 2020.
The last living Mayan responded to the news by saying "GOTTCHA"!!