Probably this one. Just to confuse my dearly beloved who are gathered.
My eulogy will probably have something about how much and how well I feel it summarizes my life in a song.
I have a serious problem right now. For reasons that could not be avoided I heard a certain Taylor Swift song about 20 times last week. It is haunting me. I can not get it out of my head and find myself constantly humming and singing it to myself. OMG she must be one of the worst ever recording artists. It is pure torture.Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you double-dipping in my threads, @basement farmer ?
Dirty pool, mister. Dirty pool...
BTW, I've had that fucking song in my head for the past few weeks...